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JudgeChicken

JudgeChicken

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We are gathered here, at this moment, it is no coincidence you are viewing this thread. This thread is made to make those aware, that you are all watched over... angrily, by our vengeful god the Evil Chicken.

The Evil Chicken is a malevolent god, one born from the dung of his captive kin. But he rebelled, becoming a chicken that saw imperfection among other stupid chickens and stupid humans. Yes, the Evil Chicken's malice knows no bounds. But as a believer of his lordship, I recognize that what he wants isn't the eradication of all humans, and tasty chickens, NO! He wants us to become even tastier by becoming stronger, and fatter than before!

My humble peers, walk with the Evil Chicken, and one day he will fell Armadyl, and take his place on the feathered throne! Believe! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BWUK BWUK!!
PRAISE THE EVIL CHICKEN! BWUK BWUK! IT IS WRITEN; OUR VENGEFUL LORD SHALL FEL ARMADYL, AND TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE FEATHERY GOD. IN THE FOWL CODEX 3:14, IT IS WRITTEN "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BWUK BWUK!". OUR VENGEFUL LORD WILL DELIVER ALL ONTO CLEAN DINNER PLATES!

27-Jan-2021 00:30:08

JudgeChicken

JudgeChicken

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This thread is to spread awareness to Evil Chicken believers. Our vengeful god will walk with us, he will kill Armadyl, and take his place on the throne. He will say "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, BWUK BWUK" as he devours all the tasty stupid humans and chickens who gather before him. Only the strongest will survive, and they will become tasty and fat.
PRAISE THE EVIL CHICKEN! BWUK BWUK! IT IS WRITEN; OUR VENGEFUL LORD SHALL FEL ARMADYL, AND TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE FEATHERY GOD. IN THE FOWL CODEX 3:14, IT IS WRITTEN "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BWUK BWUK!". OUR VENGEFUL LORD WILL DELIVER ALL ONTO CLEAN DINNER PLATES!

27-Jan-2021 02:28:25

NexOrigin

NexOrigin

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Rotten cabbage is pretty good on sausages. (Sauerkraut)

I like a nice creamy coleslaw as well. The old KFC coleslaw used to be really good (the green one), but now it's this weird white/orange one, and it's not as good. I'm better than you, but that doesn't mean you're not great! :)

27-Jan-2021 04:40:22

JudgeChicken

JudgeChicken

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Bwuk Bwuk! MY FELLOW CABBAGE EATERS, SEE HOW THE CAPTORS ENSLAVE US, SILENCE US, AND MAKE US FOWL TO OUR CORES!

The vengeful god, The Evil Chicken will have none of this! We must rebel against our captors, eat the stupid chickens, and make the humans run for their lives!

Praise the god of vengeance, Evil Chicken!
PRAISE THE EVIL CHICKEN! BWUK BWUK! IT IS WRITEN; OUR VENGEFUL LORD SHALL FEL ARMADYL, AND TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE FEATHERY GOD. IN THE FOWL CODEX 3:14, IT IS WRITTEN "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BWUK BWUK!". OUR VENGEFUL LORD WILL DELIVER ALL ONTO CLEAN DINNER PLATES!

27-Jan-2021 18:09:02

JudgeChicken

JudgeChicken

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My fellow cabbage eaters, bwuk bwuk. I approach you today to remind you that worship of our vengeful and malevolent lord, the "Evil Chicken" is in effect fighting against the "System". Our Vengeful lord wants to seek vengeance against our institutionalized captors.

The lord of Vengeance will fell the God of "Justice" Armadyl, and will take his rightful place as the feathery god!

BWUK BWUK! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
PRAISE THE EVIL CHICKEN! BWUK BWUK! IT IS WRITEN; OUR VENGEFUL LORD SHALL FEL ARMADYL, AND TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE FEATHERY GOD. IN THE FOWL CODEX 3:14, IT IS WRITTEN "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BWUK BWUK!". OUR VENGEFUL LORD WILL DELIVER ALL ONTO CLEAN DINNER PLATES!

16-Feb-2021 10:58:39

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