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05-Nov-2007 10:44:51 - Last edited on 05-Nov-2007 20:28:04 by [#B14T3GHWM]

i wuh at seattle, not story yet

06-Nov-2007 23:04:16

08-Nov-2007 03:51:50

im not sure how this will turn out but if anyone notices any errors tell me ill edit


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Kyle: ok i think we should split up so we can get the items faster

Sasha: thats stupid we stay together...


Kyle: But-

Sasha: TOGETHER

Kyle:


(they get far into the woods)

Spicy: (barks)

Lythen: What is it boy?

Spicy: (jumps into a bush and drags out a screaming gnome)

Stilt Burgess: PUT ME DOWN!!

Blackriku: OOO A GNOME!!

Maz: What kinda gnome..

Blackriku: A gnome gnome...

Maz:

Stilt Burgess: i am the most powerfull gnome ever!!

Lythen: (lifts up Stilt Burgess by his shorts) how did a gnome get here..

Stilt Burgess: (dangleing in the air) eeerrr shipwreck

Kyle: as if..

Stilt burgess: Ok ok.. a gully took me here.. but i taught him heheh

(Shows a gully on the beach crispy)

Sasha: Ok... well.. i say we let spicy play with it

Stilt Burgess: U FOOLS! AHAHAHAHA!!! (throws a smoke gernade and disapears)

Lythen: Ok..... lets move on..

Blackriku: that gnome was creepy..

Maz: arnt gnomes ment to be little happy people...

Blackriku: no.. thats like a fairy... gnomes are cranky little men

Maz: thats a dwarf i think..

Blackriku: who cares! theres so many types of lore it cant be 100 percent correct! i mean have u ever read a book saying demons where friendly and civalised people?

Maz: Nope..

Blackriku: there u go

Sasha: Will u nerds shutup! we gotta find this stupid garbage for this old man or we will never get off this island!

Kyle: my my arnt we moody..

Sasha: (pounds kyle)

Blackriku: So.. u think a affrican swallow can carry a coconut..?

Sasha: (gives blackriku the evil eye and he shuts up instantly)


(after about 3 hours they find a pipe stuck in a palm tree)

Kyle: how the hell did that get there..

Sasha: (burns down tree and grabs pipe)


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SCREEECH

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Tree hugger: this story has been canceld due

08-Nov-2007 03:56:29 - Last edited on 08-Nov-2007 04:06:52 by Hex the wolf

Tree hugger: to abuse of palm trees!

Hippie: save the trees maan...

Tree hugger: Now... lets go to a show more happy! yah!

Hippie: (turns on dora the explorer)

Dora: we are walking thru the forrest...

Stilt burgess: Give me your money!

Dora: swiper no swipeing!

Stilt burgess: ... (throws a gernade and blows up boots)

Dora: OK U MOTHER F***** (bleep) u have gone to far u son of a (bleep) NOW! u gonna die! (does a karate pose)

Stilt burgess: Ok u lil b**** ill blow ur (bleep) off

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SCREECH

Tree hugger: Oh my gosh maan that show is way to violent for children! go back to the other story quick dave!

Hippie: Alright! maaan!!

tree hugger: woah.. dora is beating the hell outa stilt.. omg i didnt know spines could bend that way!

Hippie: dude thats a swear.. omg im canceling u!

Tree hugger: NOOOO!

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Back to story


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Kyle: (grabs pipe) ok thats one thing.. lets keep searching..

Sasha: Ohh duh like theres anything else we could be doing..

Kyle: (by this time is so anoyed he takes sasha and throws her 5 feet and into another inocent palm tree)

Sasha:

(sasha learning her lesson not to be sucha nag kinda pretends it never happens and they move deeper into the forrest)


Blackriku: Look! a gear! we need that right

Lythen: why couldnt that old geezer just have spares for these parts...

Blackriku: (is about to grab gear when)

Knight of ni: NI!

Blackriku: AHH!

Knight of ni: dont u dare touch the mighty shrubery! the god of all of this land..

Blackriku: i want the gear..

Knight of ni: if u want that gear u must cut down the mightyest tree in the forrest with... a heering!! (takes out heering)

Spicy: (sees heering and attacks knight of ni trying to eat it)

Knight of ni: AGHH fine u can have it! agHH! i said the word

Blackriku: What is it?

Knight of ni: aGH he said it again! no i said it! i said it again! uggh i said it again! aaghhh! (melts)

08-Nov-2007 04:20:03

Lythen: Well that was... interesting..

Kyle: .... im not gonna ask anything and im gonna pretend this never happend..

All cept spicy: same

Spicy: (gaging up heering and throws it up on sashas tail)

Sasha: (starts counting to ten) 1.. 2..

Kyle: lets get outa here..

Lythen: (grabs spicy and runs)

(they get about 200 feet away and all the palm trees by sasha burst into flame and she starts saying very naughty words)


Maz: Look another pipe

Kyle: (grabs it)

maz: hey i wanted to carry that..

Kyle: no im not leting anyone carry the stuff cept me.. i am not loseing this stuff.. i want off this island NOW

Lythen: Why..? its so peacefull.. and look at the swallows..

Kyle: ... (sees a volcano on the ege of erupting sasha burning trees to the ground and now spicy gaging up boots boot)

Lythen: k... lets do this as fast as we can..

Sasha: (slowly walks back with plastic smile and a twiching eye)

Kyle: you done?

Sasha: yees...... eveeything.... is good....(twich)


Kyle: k then..

Blackriku: i cant belive that last part didnt have something crazy happen..

Kyle: i know.. hm anyway.. its geting late lets make camp..

(they set up some tents and a fire and eat and go to sleep)


(middle of night)

Stilt burgess: Hehehehh.... (takes out a gernade)


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ill try to write more tommow but since ill be busy it might be a 2 or 3 days anyway hope u liked it bird

08-Nov-2007 04:33:13 - Last edited on 08-Nov-2007 04:36:07 by Hex the wolf

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