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Hex the wolf

Hex the wolf

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(( After like a month i finaly get to post a little! Yay! Yes i know you wanna kill me.. And i wanna pound jagex for not makeing my anoyed smiley.. >_> ))


Nhoj: Are you alright?

Kreg: Yeah.. I Think...


" Help me!! AHHH!!! " a noob screamed from about 15 feet away as he was draged out of sight.

Nhoj: O_O... OKAY.. I think the mole is that way..

Kreg: Ya think? Lets go..


" I Told you this was a stupid idea! "

" Shutup! Phil555 is owning him! "


As Nhoj and Kreg appeared they saw a mole chewing on some bronze platemail and several other noobs cowering in fear.

" He killed phil!!! "

" ZOMG... "

" Use your pickaxe! "


The noob screamed OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And several other things in L33t as he charged the mole and with a mighty swing inflicted one damage on it.. Then there was a snaping crunching noise and only one noob remained.



Nhoj: " Hey erm.. Not to intrude but could we ask you some questions..? "

The mole turned arond and looked down at Kreg and Nhoj and made a toothy grin. " Finaly some real food.. Just the idea of eating one more noob makes me feal like vomiting.. But i wont eat the last one.. I intend to play with him... Hehehehh whats your question..? "


" Erm.. How do you slay a demon..? " Kreg asked.

The mole laughed athough it sounded more like a cough. " I guess your a noob to hm? " He laughed again. " SIMPLE.. You knock one down and stab it till it ceases to move.. "



Nhoj slaped his forhead. " We mean does it have any weaknesses..? "

" Well be more specific.. How the hell should i know what your talking about it took me forever to learn how to speak your stupid lanauage.. And l33t.. Dont get me started.. Ugh look.. Im sure there is some sort of sword out there that can do it.. Excalibur.. Silverlight.. Whatever.. Now that i told you this you are mine.. " The mole replied.

Meanwhile the last noob was trying to call to lumbrige but he ended up manageing to break his hand while drawing the circle. " Oww! " He moaned

13-May-2009 00:02:30

Hex the wolf

Hex the wolf

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Nhoj sighed. " Kreg is a noob.. He doesnt taste good.. "

Kreg: " Hey.. " * Nhoj slaps him to be sillent *

" And im stuck as a hairy werewolf thannks to a little encounter i had a long time ago.. You wouldnt want to eat me im to hairy.. " Nhoj finished.


The mole seemed to think a momment. " Hmm.. Your cute though.. And.. Young.. Heheheh im sick of noobs and Tiffy.. Your staying with me. "

Nhoj took a few steps back and then triped over some bronze platemail.

" Erm okay.. As a token of my apprication do you want this ring..? " He said As he took a ring of dueling out and rubbed it

The mole grined. " I dont need that! "

" Okay.. Cya! " Nhoj said then quickly vanished and appeared at the duel area. Before he had vanished he tossed the ring at Kreg who failed to catch it and was fumbleing on the floor trying to find it.


Kreg: " Thanks alot you stupid furball! Where the hell is it! "

The mole roared out in rage and charged at him but just as he did this the noob successfully managed to teleport himself directly under the moles feet and trip him.

The mole collasped with a thud and the sound of bones crunching under him could be heard. The mole hissed in anoyence and reached out toward kreg as he rubbed the ring dueling he finaly managed to find and he vanished into thin air as he was teleported to the arena.. Directly over a cactus.


" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! " Kreg screamed in a high voice he fell ontop of it and sat on the spikey plant. He slowly slid off dead sillent and landyed on the sandy ground below.


Nhoj looked down at him. " Sorry.. I kinda freaked out.. Are you okay? "


" DO I LOOK OKAY!?!? " Kreg screamed.


Nhoj simply shook his head.

" Im going to freaken kill you.. " Kreg mumbled.

" Hey its not my fault your jinxed! Blame the cactus.. " Nhoj moaned.

" Stupid cactus.. Stupid mole.. Stupid demons! ERGH!! " Kreg sulked as he punched at the sand unearthing a scorpian that was resting under it. " HOLY S- "

13-May-2009 00:14:43

Hex the wolf

Hex the wolf

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" Sshh! " Nhoj interupted as he slowly and gently put the tip of his sword under the scorpian's body and lifted it up. He then gently placed it a safe distance away and returned

" Im really really sorry Kreg.. " Nhoj said again as he offerd him a hand up.

Kreg rolled his eyes and took his hand and stood up slowly. He then began to pull the needles of the cactus out of his crotch and legs while curseing and hissing sillently.

Nhoj numbed him from most pain and healed him useing lunar magic. " You need to be more careful.. I mean more then that.. You need to be paranoid careful.. Because i strongly belive you are cursed my friend.. " He said seriously.

" Whats the point.. Im jinxed.. Im sick of this.. And im tired.. "

" When you are ready we can go find a place to rest and maby get something to eat.. Then decide from there what to do.. " Nhoj said softly.

As Kreg pulled out the last needle and flicked it into the sand he nodded. " Ready.. "

Nhoj nodded and they went out the gate and got some kebabs from Kerim and then Nhoj payed someone to give them a place to rest for awhile since he couldnt see a inn anywhere. The beds were simple and were more like sleeping beds on the floor but Kreg was soon out cold.

Nhoj sighed and remained awake for awhile studying a few pages from his Guthix book and remebering his old friends..

" Blackriku.. " He whisperd to himself.

13-May-2009 00:27:25 - Last edited on 13-May-2009 00:28:36 by Hex the wolf

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