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Doom 5500

Doom 5500

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~A Wall For Brutes~

Ah, I can't bear this any longer! My own civilized self, having to live with such awful savages! These...these beasts! They spit upon me, dump slop about me, and even relieve themselves on my good structure! Those people drink all day, and when they're drunk, they fight each other. If I could move, I'd give those good-for-nothings a piece of my mind!

Alas, I cam stuck in the ground, and I doubt I shall ever leave. Saradomin may be merciful and let me be torn down for firewood, but 'tis not likely that will happen. Ah well, each has his own fate, I suppose. Mine is to protect unruly and ungrateful brutes that aren't even civilized enough to read a book! Hmph!

- The intelligent, yet rather unfortunate, Wall of the Barbarian Village (May it rot!)

09-May-2008 03:59:32 - Last edited on 09-May-2008 04:00:34 by Doom 5500

SunshineCobb

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---------The Wall of Bandit Camp(Before pking was removed)------


Everyday. All I hear is shrieks laughs and crying. But there was one particular day I remember the most. The day the Kingdom of Varrocks army came to me to secure the area. One sound before the Massacre. A scout party came back. Only 3 of the 8 returned. There was some mumbling and then 4 men died. 3 men approached from the Darkness. One man with a Sword, one With a staff, and one with a bow. 4 men ran. 6 Stayed. 5 were killed. The last survivor was asked to return a message to varrock. That man killed all three men. As he ran, He saw a group of men guarding. He had no way out. He killed a guard when no one was looking and took his uniform. He snuck out like that. He walks by me and writes on me with his sword, "I did survive" with his name carved under those words. Every day until today, I hear Shrieks and Laughter. Now I only hear those words.

06-Jun-2008 14:46:49

MagicPatrick
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MagicPatrick

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A-Ten-Hut* (refering to an earlier page)



My thoughts exactly...
Thanks for checking in and keeping this alive!
Most of these stories mean alot more than just the wall itself..

I shall decline further elaboration, try next year? lol



Edit: For example,

Sorin300
14-Jul-2007 06:05:39

That could've been a 'box office record setter'!
*makes some popcorn* Hopefully there's a RuneScape movie before this gets stale...

Edit2: Incase anyone is wonderng, if not now you'll know anyways, but my oldest running thread was actually posted June 3rd 2005 in another forum. W/no edit. *grins*

21-Jul-2008 21:45:43 - Last edited on 21-Jul-2008 22:01:16 by MagicPatrick

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