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We meet Jimmy the Chisel in Draynor Village, wriggling backwards through the window of Witch Aggie's house. He could have used the door like normal people, but Jimmy, being on a top-secret mission from Johänhus Ulsbrecht of the HAM group, just couldn't bring himself to do that.
Unfortunately for young Jim, Aggie was bemusedly standing there the whole time as he tried to worm his way in, legs flailing in all directions.
"Need some help, dearie?" she inquired.
A few undignified tugs later and Jimmy tumbled to the floor at the old crone's feet. He scrambled up quickly and brushed himself off.
"Oh mighty witch of Draynor, I come with a critical message from our glorious leader, Commander Ulsbrecht. He has entrusted to me the dangerous mission of expanding our influence eastward, infiltrating the rolling sands of the Kharidian Desert.
"Master Ulsbrecht was very specific in his request. He wanted a brand new arm of the league in this area, the members of which will be referred to as Humans-Against-Monsters Sand-thieves, Sand-warriors and so on. Furthermore, he insisted that we conduct the initial infiltration with witches, which is why I am here today.
"And I have personally coined the codename for this incursion," added Jimmy proudly. "Operation Sandstorm!"
The old crone raised her eyebrows. "Witches, you say? How many?"
"Two initially," replied Jimmy the chisel. "Yourself because we heard you're not afraid of dyeing, and Nora from Taverley because she's got balls. She is on her way to Al Kharid as we speak."
Aggie looked rather nonplussed.
"And why would I want to go out there in the burning heat, getting sand up in my undergarments and who knows what other discomforts for the HAM?"
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