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Dreamweaver

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<~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ THE COOK'S ASSISTANT ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~>
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And now the regional news.
Yesterday in Lumbridge, it was the Duke's birthday.
Most were celebrating, but the head cook was stressed.
Our regional affairs correspondent, Kwick Chatte,
joins us live from the scene.
So Kwick, you found the cook in a panic. Tell us the story.
> I am doing quest: Cook's Assistant
He hadn't bought the ingredients for the cake?
Oh dear! What did he say to you?
> Could I please have some food?
As a reporter, you have overcome many challenges,
but were you able to find what was needed?
> My hunter level is XX
A good thing too! So you headed to the poultry farm first.
How did you handle the chickens?
> Could I please borrow: “egg”
Cunning, Kwick! But why take a bucket from the farm too?
Is that an approved way to carry an egg?
> I'm training: Hitpoints.
You're the expert!
Now, how did you tell a dairy cow from the rest of the herd?
> Try looking in the Game Guide
And you still needed flour. This was quite the expedition!
> Please wait whilst my run energy recharges.
Indeed. Of course, wheat needs careful harvesting to
avoid being damaged. What was your method?
> I'm using a woodcutting axe made of: dragon.
But operating the new-fangled windmill must have been daunting?
> Fear my leet skills.
Erm, quite. So you had the flour, the milk and an egg.
What was next?
> Follow me to: Lumbridge
I imagine the cook was elated?
> Meh.
Well Kwick, he did have a valid point.
Why not just buy everything like he asked?
> I am doing quest: Cook's Assistant
That was Kwick Chatte, in Lumbridge, for Rune-N-N News.
Thank you and goodnight.

~Dreamweaver~
August, 2008

21-Aug-2008 02:45:18 - Last edited on 21-Aug-2008 02:47:23 by Dreamweaver

Borna Coric

Borna Coric

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Hello Dreamweaver,
I like "Cook's Assistant". :)
I nice entry for the competition, it's a shame that my host, Levinski5, was not able to attend the date and so I could not go as well. I would have loved to see you perform that.
Keep it up!
Lebraun7.

29-Aug-2008 06:52:59

Dreamweaver
Aug Member 2003

Dreamweaver

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Thanks guys -- I'm glad you got a laugh from it!
I'm sorry I was not able to perform it too, but these things happen. It was still a fabulous contest, and I'm intrigued to see what these Jagex mods dreams up for future events.
Dreamweaver

31-Aug-2008 05:25:56

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