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And now the regional news.
Yesterday in Lumbridge, it was the Duke's birthday.
Most were celebrating, but the head cook was stressed.
Our regional affairs correspondent, Kwick Chatte,
joins us live from the scene.
So Kwick, you found the cook in a panic. Tell us the story.
> I am doing quest: Cook's Assistant
He hadn't bought the ingredients for the cake?
Oh dear! What did he say to you?
> Could I please have some food?
As a reporter, you have overcome many challenges,
but were you able to find what was needed?
> My hunter level is XX
A good thing too! So you headed to the poultry farm first.
How did you handle the chickens?
> Could I please borrow: “egg”
Cunning, Kwick! But why take a bucket from the farm too?
Is that an approved way to carry an egg?
> I'm training: Hitpoints.
You're the expert!
Now, how did you tell a dairy cow from the rest of the herd?
> Try looking in the Game Guide
And you still needed flour. This was quite the expedition!
> Please wait whilst my run energy recharges.
Indeed. Of course, wheat needs careful harvesting to
avoid being damaged. What was your method?
> I'm using a woodcutting axe made of: dragon.
But operating the new-fangled windmill must have been daunting?
> Fear my leet skills.
Erm, quite. So you had the flour, the milk and an egg.
What was next?
> Follow me to: Lumbridge
I imagine the cook was elated?
> Meh.
Well Kwick, he did have a valid point.
Why not just buy everything like he asked?
> I am doing quest: Cook's Assistant
That was Kwick Chatte, in Lumbridge, for Rune-N-N News.
Thank you and goodnight.
~Dreamweaver~
August, 2008
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