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sorry, I'm drunk again, this is a double post! Scroll down and ignore this post. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

04-Jun-2016 02:53:07 - Last edited on 05-Aug-2016 04:42:16 by Pink 4 Twink

04-Jun-2016 18:25:28 - Last edited on 05-Jun-2016 22:30:52 by Annie1227

Annie Wells

Pinchenstein directed Annie to her seat. and sat her down "Okay" Pinchenstein said with frantic worry. He was deathly afraid that the robot made enough noise to alert the other security bots. "We equals may not haves much time to gets thises dones, See's that icon, clicks on it, Then I will type in Pinchasuma's financial ID into the computer, from here, you can phish out Pinchasuma's ********.

Pinchenstein looked out into the hallway it was empty, Then the Bathroom door opened, and out came Pinchwald walking deliriously. "Ohhhhhhhh..... Me head, pic*pinch, what did I- "Pinchwald, for watching Flugian ****, you are fired from work, explained a computerized voice which sounded like Pinchasuma's. And since this is equals a top secret program, me has to herby executes you!" Therefore goodbye, you equals were a good employee, always hard at work , and me does mean both contexts of that phrase. Goodbye." said Pinchasuma, who let out a maniacly evil laugh. From the ceiling, machinegun turrets opened fire upon Pinchwald, His green blood splattered all over the hall, and Pinchwaled fell out of a window, Pinchwald's body landed upon some crayfish, and they started eating Pinchwald's body.

"Me never thought me would say this to myself, but thanks Pinchasuma." Pinchenstein made his way back to Annie. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

15-Jun-2016 05:08:58

Gary, Ryan, Lurden, Sheldus, Sakè, Feldt, SOAA

Our Gang made our way from to the Blackbird, which rose up from a helipad. It was small compact, capable of flying great speeds. It's hull was painted Jet Black, with the nose of the craft being died bright yellow. This is why it was nicknamed the BLACKBIRD! Whereas the Edgewalker was made more for bombarding the enemy, the Blackbird was engineered for stealth operations thirty years ago. It crashed onto Nakriid 10 years ago, after a malfunction in the thrusters occurred. It's shock absorbers prevented the craft from exploding, or turning into a burning husk. Lurden discovered the remains, hauled them back to Venture Sigma, and purchased the required items to get it up and running again.

The Interior of this ship was quite luxurious, red velvet couches were present in the CIC( Command Information Center) of the ship, in which our gang could stop in between raids and enjoy themselves. It was also quite comfortable. It made mission briefings more comfortable. In the center of the room was a HVRC (Holographic Video Receiving Construct) Which was linked to Galbora's ship. It also allowed the Blackbird to communicate with other ships. The CIC had paintings which were priceless originals from the 21st Century Lithuanian Artist, Edwinas Mikhaelos Budraitis, which were looted during a raid 2 years earlier. There was a narrow ramp leading downward, which led to the Armory. Here were priceless top secret prototype Ikrian weapons which were raided two years ago. Really this was a normal armory, it had weapons and combat armor.

The Armory had a door a few steps ahead, just past a few tables, with weapons on them, which led to two doors one on the left one on the right/ The Right one led to the Gunner's station, the other to the Cargo Bay, which held all the stolen loot that a pirate gains during raids. The Gunner's station was equipped with machine guns, EMP Torpedos, and Infared Torpedos. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

15-Jun-2016 05:36:56

The ship's speed made it a powerful weapon in Galbora's fleet. From the Cargo bay, going straight ahead was the Bar, where Saké made her rounds as bartender. Turning right from the Bar was Lurden's Quarters on the ship. The Gang got to their positions and off they went to the Colony of Trung.
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15-Jun-2016 05:41:46

15-Jun-2016 23:40:56 - Last edited on 15-Jun-2016 23:44:12 by Annie1227

Gary Riley


Gary made his way to the Cockpit, and lowered the green plasma barrier that blocked anyone from entering the Cockpit. From the cockpit, Gary could see all the other pirates getting into their ships. All the ships were hooked into place with safety cables made from steel, it also hooks into a ship's electronics, disabling all systems until they are given the okay to take off. This is Galbora's way of ensuring that none can leave without her saying so. There were a few things to do before take off.

"Sakè, You finished pushing those EMP Torpedoes, and Infared Torpedos down to the Gunner Cabin?!" Gary asked with barely contained impatience

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16-Jun-2016 01:29:43

Sakè

Sakè could barely push the cart containing the torpedos up the ramp, into the Blackbird. Suddenly she heard Gary in the in the Blackbird's coms channel, "Sakè, you finished pushing those EMP Torpedos and Infared Torpedo's down to the Gunner's Cabin?!" Sakè picked up her coms radio and blasted Gary, " Having a hard time pushing the torpedos up the ramp."
"And you equals calls yourself a female Slorian..." Sheldus said teasingly into his radio. "Me equals coming up to help!" Sheldus continued. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

16-Jun-2016 01:39:42

Sheldus

Sheldus exited the gunner cabin, and headed straight for the elevator, which was directly to his right. This elevator was much to small for him; and his weight was testing the elevator to it's maximum capacity. Slowly but surely the elevator screeched its way up to the CIC, where Sheldus met with Sake, Sake and Sheldus pushed the torpedoes up the ramp and onto the elevator, this elevator could not handle the combined weights of a Flugian, a Slorian, the 90 EMP Torpedos, and the 70 Infared torpedoes. Nor could all three fit inside; and so Sheldus and Sake went down the old-fashioned way.

The Blackbird was the last model in the Alliance, where one had to push in ammunition from the inside into the guns. Early war birds always had to push in the ammunition from the inside. The reason why the Alliance did this was because plasma tended to make the early war artillery explode if not contained into a system with decent enough coolant systems. The coolants in early alliance war birds were efficient enough to keep artillery from blowing ships apart, that being said, it made loading artillery into ships much more time consuming. 10 years ago, A Chemist in Hiroshima created a polymer which prevented artillery from overheating and blowing up, due to plasma burns. This invention was marketed to the Alliance just days before Hiroshima was nuked-for the second time in its history

Sheldus pushed a green button which opened a hatch, into which the torpedoes were loaded. Sakè radioed Lurden and told him that the torpedoes were loaded. Meanwhile Ryan was outside the gunner's turret using S.O.A.A. to charge the Laser Battery. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

16-Jun-2016 02:01:46 - Last edited on 16-Jun-2016 02:04:32 by Pink 4 Twink

Ryan Kid & S.O.A.A

"Ryan, I really hate you using me to charge the laser turrets," Said S.O.A.A in her monotonous Robotic voice. "Well that is too bad!" said Ryan, who was annoyed by having this complaining AI. "Charge Faster!" Screamed Ryan. "I'm sorry, I cannot charge any faster, while my weapons systems are updating.... Logging into Blackbird computer's..." said S.O.A.A. Alarmed, S.O.A.A Informed Lurden that there seems to by a electronics problem in the ship's thruster.

"Is it bad?" asked Lurden worriedly. "It needs to be fixed soon." said S.O.A.A. "Sake" Get into the thruster and fix the problem," Lurden ordered. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

16-Jun-2016 02:13:15