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Snakus Viper

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Chapter 21
The Noob with 2 Faces A

Nooby - This doesn't look like varrock sewers

Swelly - How nice to see you Nooby

Swellys Turban - I want to see him

Swelly - Ok, whatever

(Unvarves the turban)

Nooby - :O

??? - Muhahahaha! I knew it would come down to us to in the end!

Nooby - Bu-

Swelly - Us 3... it may be your face but it's my body

Nooby - Wait-

??? - You just ruined a dramatic moment Swelly!

Nooby - Hang on-

Swelly - It's not my fault you forgot me!

Nooby - erm...

??? - Your nothing compared to me young swelly!

Nooby - ...

Swelly - There you go again! Words hurt you know!

Nooby - O_o

??? - I forgot... I'm sorry man...

Nooby - :@

Swelly - OH, why do we always fight infront of company :(

Nooby - He-hem!

??? and Swelly - WHAT!?!

Nooby - I have no idea who you are...

Swelly - I'm swelly

Nooby - Not you, you

Swelly - You?

Nooby - Yes, no, not me, you!

Swelly - Thats what I said!

??? - Ugh.... Noob Ramble

Nooby - That guy!

??? - I am Zaros!

Nooby - :O ! Who?

Zaros - You know... Zaros, the RuneScape god?

Nooby - Never heard of him

Zaros - Many years ago, I was the most powerful God, but I was betrayed by Zammorak! He stored my Energy in the stone of Doom! And I must get it back! I fled to the eastern lands, where i asked for help from a vampire, who launched an invasion to get the stone back... but 6 brothers stoped them... now... I will dual you Nooby! To reclaim my powers! Are you even listening?

Nooby - What?

Zaros - GET HIM!

(Swelly sends spells at Nooby, but they don't have any affect)

Zaros - RANGE HIM DOWN!

(Swellys sends rune arrows at him, but they just bounce off)

Zaros - SLASH HIM!

(Swelly attacks Nooby with a Dragon Scimitar)

Swelly - Sir! It's not working!

Nooby - Thats just a cardboard cut out of me... I'm over here... (he waves from the other side of the room)

Zaros - Why do we have a cardboard cut out of nooby!?!

Swelly - Erm.... I-Dunno

Zaros - Just grab him!

(Grabs him)

Zaros - Hand over the stone

22-Jul-2009 21:36:47 - Last edited on 11-Dec-2010 23:53:47 by Snakus Viper

Snakus Viper

Snakus Viper

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Chapter 21
The Noob with 2 Faces part B

Nooby - But I don't have the stone... you have the stone...

Zaros - But I don't have the stone...

Swelly - And I don't have the stone...

Zaros - Of course you don't have the stone, why would you have the stone?

Swelly - Erm... I-dunno... i just wanted to join in :D

Zaros - Okay.... So who has the Stone?

??? - I do!

Everyone - Puttoc?!

Puttoc - Yes! :D Me!

Nooby - Then why did you make me find it?

Puttoc - To find Zaros to banish him forever! Zammy may be bad... but hes not as bad as you Zaros.

Zaros - Thanks... I think... but why would you want to get rid of me?

Puttoc - Well I know your weakness! The only way to distroy a god is to let them have all their power's, and slap them on the face! :D So go on, take your powers Zaros!

Zaros - Ok

(He grabs the stone and turns into Zaros with his own body)

Puttoc - You fell into my trap!

Zaros - No.... I have powers now, begone

Puttoc - I did not think that through...

(Zaros makes Puttoc disapear)

Swelly - Shall I leave you with Nooby your Lordship?

Zaros - Yes.... Leave

(He goes)

Zaros - Now Nooby, prepare to be distroyed!

(The door slams open, and there... is a freezing cold... wet... dripping...-)

Nooby - Ice?

Ice - NOOBY! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! YOUR RUINING MY LIFE!!! THE PENGUINS THROUGH ME OFF THE ICEBURG, I HAD TO SWIM TO RELEKA, AND RUN ALL THE WAY HERE!!!

Zaros - What?

Ice - SHUT UP!

(he marches to Nooby, and pushes Zaros out of the way, slapping his face, and distroying him)

Nooby - :D !

Ice - NO! NO MORE JOKES NOOBY!!!

Nooby - But Ice!

Ice - No! I don't like being pushed into the sea, or into furnices!

Nooby - But Ice...

Ice - You have to treat me better!

Nooby - BUT ICE!

Ice - What?

Nooby - You just Distroyed Zaros! Your A hero!

Ice - I am?

22-Jul-2009 21:37:51 - Last edited on 27-Feb-2010 13:20:29 by Snakus Viper

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