??? - Muhahahaha! I knew it would come down to us to in the end!
Nooby - Bu-
Swelly - Us 3... it may be your face but it's my body
Nooby - Wait-
??? - You just ruined a dramatic moment Swelly!
Nooby - Hang on-
Swelly - It's not my fault you forgot me!
Nooby - erm...
??? - Your nothing compared to me young swelly!
Nooby - ...
Swelly - There you go again! Words hurt you know!
Nooby -
??? - I forgot... I'm sorry man...
Nooby -
Swelly - OH, why do we always fight infront of company
Nooby - He-hem!
??? and Swelly - WHAT!?!
Nooby - I have no idea who you are...
Swelly - I'm swelly
Nooby - Not you, you
Swelly - You?
Nooby - Yes, no, not me, you!
Swelly - Thats what I said!
??? - Ugh.... Noob Ramble
Nooby - That guy!
??? - I am Zaros!
Nooby -
! Who?
Zaros - You know... Zaros, the RuneScape god?
Nooby - Never heard of him
Zaros - Many years ago, I was the most powerful God, but I was betrayed by Zammorak! He stored my Energy in the stone of Doom! And I must get it back! I fled to the eastern lands, where i asked for help from a vampire, who launched an invasion to get the stone back... but 6 brothers stoped them... now... I will dual you Nooby! To reclaim my powers! Are you even listening?
Nooby - What?
Zaros - GET HIM!
(Swelly sends spells at Nooby, but they don't have any affect)
Zaros - RANGE HIM DOWN!
(Swellys sends rune arrows at him, but they just bounce off)
Zaros - SLASH HIM!
(Swelly attacks Nooby with a Dragon Scimitar)
Swelly - Sir! It's not working!
Nooby - Thats just a cardboard cut out of me... I'm over here... (he waves from the other side of the room)
Zaros - Why do we have a cardboard cut out of nooby!?!
Swelly - Erm.... I-Dunno
Zaros - Just grab him!
(Grabs him)
Zaros - Hand over the stone
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Nooby - But I don't have the stone... you have the stone...
Zaros - But I don't have the stone...
Swelly - And I don't have the stone...
Zaros - Of course you don't have the stone, why would you have the stone?
Swelly - Erm... I-dunno... i just wanted to join in
Zaros - Okay.... So who has the Stone?
??? - I do!
Everyone - Puttoc?!
Puttoc - Yes!
Me!
Nooby - Then why did you make me find it?
Puttoc - To find Zaros to banish him forever! Zammy may be bad... but hes not as bad as you Zaros.
Zaros - Thanks... I think... but why would you want to get rid of me?
Puttoc - Well I know your weakness! The only way to distroy a god is to let them have all their power's, and slap them on the face!
So go on, take your powers Zaros!
Zaros - Ok
(He grabs the stone and turns into Zaros with his own body)
Puttoc - You fell into my trap!
Zaros - No.... I have powers now, begone
Puttoc - I did not think that through...
(Zaros makes Puttoc disapear)
Swelly - Shall I leave you with Nooby your Lordship?
Zaros - Yes.... Leave
(He goes)
Zaros - Now Nooby, prepare to be distroyed!
(The door slams open, and there... is a freezing cold... wet... dripping...-)
Nooby - Ice?
Ice - NOOBY! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! YOUR RUINING MY LIFE!!! THE PENGUINS THROUGH ME OFF THE ICEBURG, I HAD TO SWIM TO RELEKA, AND RUN ALL THE WAY HERE!!!
Zaros - What?
Ice - SHUT UP!
(he marches to Nooby, and pushes Zaros out of the way, slapping his face, and distroying him)
Nooby -
!
Ice - NO! NO MORE JOKES NOOBY!!!
Nooby - But Ice!
Ice - No! I don't like being pushed into the sea, or into furnices!
Nooby - But Ice...
Ice - You have to treat me better!
Nooby - BUT ICE!
Ice - What?
Nooby - You just Distroyed Zaros! Your A hero!
Ice - I am?
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