Chapter 4
The Void
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After several days' travel, the companions settled down to rest.
"I don't think Drakos saw us. We would have known by now." sighed Chazz in relief. Jessica nodded in agreement.
"He doesn't seem to be the type to wait around and attack."
Suddenly, they all stopped talking.
"Does anyone else suddenly feel this weird... Horror?" whispered Iolous.
But before anyone could answer, a dark shadow appeared in the middle of the clearing. It began to stretch and expand, to transform into something else...
"OMFG, WTF HAPPENED!?" yelled the thing, which had taken on the form of... A noob????
The noob suddenly walked up to Jessica. "Pr3$$ 333 2 b3 my gf!!!!" said the noob.
There was an awkward silence.
The noob walked up to Tyron. "P#r33 *700f pl0x n00b."
"Z0m** no!" yelled Tyron.
"Pl0x!!!"
"Dude WTF! And why are we talking in text??? And how do we talk in freaking SYMBOLS??!?!!??" yelled Willow.
"Iunno, this is getting too freaking weird for me. I want my coffee break!" said Iolous.
"But coffee isn't invented yet!" yelled Jessica.
"OMFG have you noticed Groovy hasn't given me ANY lines ALL chapter???" yelled Ace.
"And she can't think of a better word for us screaming stuff than 'yelled'!" hollered Tyron.
"Well, that's better." said Willow.
Suddenly, the bushes rustled--and Groovy Gal62's brother ran in and started whacking everything with the cane he got today!
"Oh my gosh this is getting WAAAYY too random! Stop the chapter before the readers' heads explode!!!!"
Teh End!!!!
16-Apr-2009 23:07:44
