Alrighty, then. Seeing as he hasn't added more, it's time to put my power to the use... (Holds out an ant) MWUAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!! I SHALL TRACK MILES DOWNAND TORTURE HIM USEING MY SUPER WEAPON - AN ANT!
I love this story, but seriously, it doesn't take 2 months to fix your keyboard. The new story posts (when he finally gets them up) better get to the end of the story.
Love the story though