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the benis

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This is what happens when a noob gets bored and start playing resident evil 4 MAUAHAHAHAHAH

Enjoy

Note - The ***** parts were meant to be like that, i didnt type in any curse words for them.
If you dont like the thread, then leave.

10-Oct-2007 01:38:30 - Last edited on 10-Feb-2009 08:29:13 by the benis

the benis

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Resident evil 4 Noob Style Part 1 Welcome to hell noob
Noob: Im bored i know ill go buy a game!
(Goes to wal-mart)
Noob: resident evil 4 looks cool... ill buy it!
(noob buys RE4)
Noob: Now ill go home and play it!
(noob goes home and plays it)
Warning if i say Leon: its the noob in the game -.-
Leon: Hm... where the heck am i?
Car Driver: Forgot already? your supposed to save the presidents daughter.
Leon: Oh yeah i guess..
Car Driver: Well were here now get out loser
Leon: go die _gets out of car*
Leon: Well now im here.... OOO A BIRDY (CROW) _runs up to bird and it flys away_ WAAAAAA _Guys hear him around the house_ Hi guys whats up
Enemys: (Random Spanish stuff)
Leon: What? what are you saying i cant understand you
Enemys: _throws axe but luckily he dodges in time_
Leon: HOLY **** AHHHH _Runs like hell_
Leon: _runs all the way to village_
Leon: Phew... Hmm... big doors... lets go through them!
Lets see what happens next time on part 2! Warm Welcome

10-Oct-2007 03:58:12 - Last edited on 12-Nov-2007 01:57:42 by the benis

the benis

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Resident evil 4 Noob style Part 2! Warm Welcome
Leon: Woah a village.. maybe the people here can help me
So the idiot walked into a village and before he said anything... Something not so good happened...
Villagers: _chase Leon_
Leon: CRUD AHHH _Runs into a random house and goes upstairs and finds a shotgun_
Leon: OH COOL A SHOTGUN _Leon runs to window and pushes the ladder down and jumps out_
So then he kills all the villagers until they all have to go to church cuz its sunday
Leon: Its sunday already? man!
Leon: Well time to gather up the stuff around here...
Leon: ill go up this path now.. _walks up farm path and sees
doors_ well time to go through!
Hmm wonder what will happen next for this lil noobie =D Next time on part 3! Farm From Hell

10-Oct-2007 21:35:45

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lol this is the best game ever

17-Oct-2007 23:39:17

Gollum3000

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rofl thats so stupid and nooby its funny! stupid nooby funny stories ftw!!!!! YAAAA!!

18-Oct-2007 01:28:41

Gollum3000

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bump when are u making new story?

19-Oct-2007 16:58:40

the benis

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Sorry havent made another part yet, i will make it today.

23-Oct-2007 21:38:20

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Does this have anything to do with RuneScape?

23-Oct-2007 21:58:47

Icilia

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bump... *eats popcorn*...nice story... mmmm... yeah! aww... what?!?! the adds already?!?!

23-Oct-2007 22:12:17

the benis

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I shall make after this xD
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24-Oct-2007 02:25:20

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