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Resident Evil 4 Noob Style part 3 Farm From Hell
Leon: Woah A farm, Hey blue thingy hanging from a tree..

Leon: _Shoots blue medallion, Villagers start rushing him_
Leon: OH SNAP _Runs until villagers get tired and leave him alone_ Phew...
Leon: OMG A COW OMG OMG OMG _knifes cow, Cow kicks him in stomache_
Leon: OMFG THAT MOTHER******* COW!!! _shoots cow with shotgun_
leon: Well time to move on..._Goes in farm house_ OOOO a ladder to climb! _Climbs up ladder_
Leon: Nothing much up here exept a window.. _goes through window_ Hey, im on a ledge now....
Leon: _Walks over to end of ledge and trips and falls head first on ground_ God dang! my shoelace was untied
Leon: Oh my its another big door! _gors through door_
I hope you enjoyed ill be making another part soon, Comment on this one if you liked it The next title is!:
Part 4 Mr.Boulder Says Hello.

24-Oct-2007 02:32:01 - Last edited on 24-Oct-2007 02:32:37 by the benis

24-Oct-2007 20:03:26

theres no zombies in RE4. they are people who are like cultist people and they get possessed. some are infected by the Plagas with is like a disease and it mutates u and stuff. and that giant thing is El Gigante hes a dang hard troll takes like tons of pumpin lead into that thing to kill it

25-Oct-2007 00:32:36

25-Oct-2007 16:07:55

25-Oct-2007 16:07:56 - Last edited on 25-Oct-2007 16:08:14 by Icilia

26-Oct-2007 00:00:32

26-Oct-2007 00:02:43 - Last edited on 26-Oct-2007 00:02:57 by Gollum3000

Resident Evil 4 Noob style Part 4! Mr.Boulder Says Hello.
Leon: Hey a skull hanging from a post... where i have i seen that before? Oh Well
Leon: Hey a big rock up there... _looks closely_ Ye its a boulder
So the little nooby walked a bit and uh oh... O.O
leon: hey that boulders moving.... Now it fell and its rolling.. that cannot be GOOD... OH NO'S ITS COMING AFTER ME!
luckily lil' nooby finds a ladder to climb up
leon: hey a ladder _climbs half way up then villager cuts down ladder_
leon: AHHHHHH _Falls on boulder and starts running_
Leon: WOAH WOAH WOAH AHHHHH WALL _Jumps off boulder just in time_
Leon: Phew... That was very close...
leon: Hey a tunnel.... a bat o.o
Leon: An opening at the end of the tunnel.. how convenient
So noob walks into the light and sees a mr.Dynamite
leon: Hey what does that guy have in his hand.... _shoots villager_
Villager: _lights dynamite and throws but lands right in front of himself and blows himself up
Leon: What a noob.. haha
leon: Hey a house.. What the? no door? only a freaken window!!! I hate this game!
leon: _Goes through window_ AHH MORE MR.DYNAMITES AND A GUY WITH A PITCH FORK.. wait wait why am i scared.. _pulls out shotgun_
So the noob killed em all then left the Window-Entrance house..
Leon: Hey another house! WITH A DOOR, YAY!!!!
Leon: Hey whats the knocking sound? _walks all the way to dresser-thingy_
leon: _Opens dresser slowly and Louis falls out_
Leon: HOLY **** ANOTHER VILLAGER AHH _Shoots lous in leg_
Louis: _very loud mumble_
Leon: Oops.. i think hes not one of them.. _pulls tape off his mouth and unties_
Louis: God dangit your mother******!!! you shot me in the freakin leg you *****!!!
Leon: Sorry, Sorry! Sheesh.. hey i hear footsteps..
Louis: Perfect, The Big Cheese.
Leon: He doesnt look like cheese to me...
Louis: just shut up and kick him already numnuts
Leon: _Kicks big cheese but big cheese grabs his foot and flips him_
See what happens next time on Part 5 Mr.Merchant .

26-Oct-2007 00:19:37

26-Oct-2007 00:33:12 - Last edited on 26-Oct-2007 00:36:26 by Vu344

26-Oct-2007 16:44:58