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I know you all wanted it to come out so here it is part 7: Getting Choked isnt Fun
Leon: Hmm... a hall.. not much here i hey i feel somethin behind me... _turns around and gets grabbed by neck_
Leon: Gaaaaa c..a...n..t.. b...r...ea....t..he _about to die_
Village Chief: _drops leon_ You carry the same blood as us it seems.. Never the less. your an amercian...
Leon: Hey what do you mean by that!
Village Chief: Your not supposed to talk to me... _jumps out a little window size of a box_
Leon: Woah how did he fit out that? anyways let continue! _goes down stairs_ Hey a door.. _opens door_ OMG A GUY IS PEEING _pukes_
Villager: (translated spanish) Wtf! cant i get some privacy you ****!
Leon: _shoots in leg_
Villager: Ow.
Leon: _kicks and he dies_
Leon: That was nasty... omg im in a house and another door! _goes through
Leon: Uh oh a chainsaw EEP _throws a incenary grenade_ hahaaha i burnt you fatty!
Leon: _shoots mr. fat chainsaw guy with shotgun a few times and he dies* That was fun.
Leon: OMG A BIRDS NEST _Shoots_ woah a grenade.. Man i wish could destroy a birds nest in real life and get a grenade..
Leon: Well time to move on.. oo scary shack.. _goes in shack_ OMG BOXES _Shoots_
_A snake jumps at him
Leon: AHHH WTF WAS THAT!! Oh a snake... _shoots snake and it
drops egg_ Eww im not eating a puked up egg...
Leon: OMG BIG BARRED DOORS _Takes wood that was barring it_ omg now i can beat people with a piece of wood xD
_goes through doors_
I know your gonna yell at me cuz it was a short chapter and not so many funny things.. i think next one will have more..
I THINK next part is part 8: Stupid Village Again

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01-Nov-2007 23:13:54

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Here we go,...another noob story...that totaly copies something.I really do dislike noob stories.they have no structure and are rarely funny(except with noble noob,that was hilarious!) but really....Stories should be like this.

Bob,who we will call noob one strolled down varrock's main street. he simply avoided all the comments that people said to him...even though he was wearing the skins of zezima....and he called himself the chicken king.

but noob stories are most likely scripted like so.
noob one:Im the chicken king! i wear zezimas skin fear me!
All in varrock:Go home u noob!

02-Nov-2007 01:02:52

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