Part 38: Back to the game, sort of...
*Leon appears*
Leon: Oh look, I am somehow alive AGAIN... Seriously author of this story, if you are going to kill me KEEP IT THAT WAY
Cleon281: Excuse me, I will do whatever I want NURD.
Leon: Hey don't be callin me a nurd you stupid noob!
Cleon281: Do you like getting erased from stories? Because you know, I created you..
Leon: Fine, now where do I go? am I even in Resident Evil anymore?
Cleon281: Hahaha, no.. about that.. well I just thought its too early to go back to Resident Evil so... Here! have some fun in... Resident evil 5! Now bye!
*Leon teleports to Resident Evil 5*
Leon: Darn, where am I now! and what is Resident Evil 5?
Chris Redfield: It's the best game EVAR silly.
Leon: I think not, Resident evil 4 is way better, and why are you so buff? in the earlier resident evil's you were skinny..
Chris Redfield: Uhh... Steroids?
Leon: Oh ok, wait so what are we doing here?
Chris Redfield: I don't even know.. we are supposed to be like killing stuff.. and saving some girl named Jill.. that used to be my partner or something...
Leon: Well.. Lets-a-go!
***Quite a while later~~~
Leon: Where are we now?
Chris Redfield: We are in Albert Whisker... I mean Weskers personal chambers.
Leon: Are those play-boys I see?
Chris Redfield: ITS A TRAP! *Insert starwars picture here*
*Leon grabs the magazine and something happens!*
Leon: Well nothing happe- IS THAT A 12 FOOT TALL WALRUS?
Chris Redfield: No silly, IT'S YOUR MOTHER. No I am just kidding.. Yeah that's a walrus..
Leon: OH JESUS, RUUUN!
*after hours of running*
Leon: I THINK HE'S STILL CHASING US
Chris Redfield: I have an idea! *Pulls out Chicago Typewriter*
Leon: HEY HEY HEY! One: you had that the whole time? and two: HOW DID YOU GET THAT, THAT'S FROM MY GAME YOU HACKER
Chris Redfield: a snake I killed dropped it, and yes.. I just felt like running for exercise *Injects Steroids*
*Chris kills the walrus*
Next time, on this thread Part 39
24-Sep-2009 04:39:27
