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Hurricaneria
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Leon gets poo'ed out of charlie the unicorn after he ate Leon, and Leon brings out a special bazooka and kills charlie and prances into the sunset. He then finds a forest, and after days of traveling, he reaches the beginning of the game...back into the village...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
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02-Jun-2009 02:05:10

Hurricaneria
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Well, it's your story :|
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¨-...-¨ÑùmþÈr II õƒ Örgáñí£á†îøñ XIII¨-...-¨

03-Jun-2009 19:57:31

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Part 37: Reincarnation!
*Leon magicly appears somewhere special*
Leon: Hey where am i?
Newbie Guide: Welcome, you are in runescape!
Leon: What is that?
Newbie Guide: It as a awesome MMORPG Silly!
Leon: Say what?
Newbie Guide: .... Its a game.. here have 100 coins, good luck.
Leon: Woo! 100 coins.. maybe i can buy some chicken..
*Leon makes his way to Falador*
Leon: Wow this city is cool.. and white.. i wonder what i can do here.
Random Person: Hey noob! i bet i can pwn you!
Leon: Are you talking to me noob with the red armor and white pointy hat?
Random person: Yes i am, and i shall pwn you in the wildy! i dare you to fight me noob!
Leon: Uhm ok only if i can use my bronze chicken cutter and this cool santa hat i found on a dead goblin.
Random Person: Deal!
*They make their way to wildy*
Random Person: We are here.. NOW FIGHT!!!
Leon: RAWRRRGHH
Battle
Leon hits with his bronze dagger for 2 damage
Random Stranger hit with his whip for 9
Leon hits with his bronze dagger for 97 health
Random Person: NOO WTFHAXOR
Leon: cool.. he had 4520m 6 pointy colored hats and a whip.. i dont need it i have 100 coins :)
*After 4 hours of walking*
Leon: Hmm.. i wonder where i am now.. it says i am in.. lvl 400 wildy.. COOL, hey i see someone coming towards me.. wait its 6 people... O NOES ARROWS!!!
Clan: Haahahahah!!11!!!oneone!!! w3 hav3 pwnz0r3d u dumb n00b n0w what? lololo we are so 1337
Leon: Not yet... *Throws dagger and manages to kill whole clan* Yay *dies*
See what happens next on part... lol i forget what part is next *scrolls up* Part 38: Back to the game, sort of...

23-Jun-2009 20:18:51

Hurricaneria
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RANDOM STORY FTW!!!
By the way, I looked up G Neo6235 on the highscores and he's BAAAAAACK!!! We should have Cleon and him fight, then we all come in and kick his ass over and over again...like 1 vs. 200 :D
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
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¨-...-¨ÑùmþÈr II õƒ Örgáñí£á†îøñ XIII¨-...-¨

01-Jul-2009 18:31:36 - Last edited on 01-Jul-2009 19:01:58 by Hurricaneria

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