Wow, it's a Tal sighting! *gasps*
For a second, I thought he'd just stopped coming to the show tapings and just gone on with his career. And In Fact, he did for a short time until last week.
~Shawn Wright's Phone conversation- Courtesy of Prev. U.S President George W. Bush Jr.~
Shawn: *In a British accent* hullo?
Agent: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy!
Shawn: Oh, hey. So did you get the spot on Letterman for me? You know I want to.
Agent: Well, I actually called because Joe called me.
Shawn: Joe Walsh? Oh... My.... GOD! Joe Walsh Called you!? What did he say?! does his voice sound weird on a phone?!
Agent: No, I mean Joe Sevari. The Guy who's keeping 'Living Crime' on the air. He called and said he was willing compromise and have you back on the show.
Shawn: aw, cmon man, you know how much they paid me and how much I wanted. It just wasn't worth it at a point.
Agent: well, they said they'd triple your payroll and give you a grip to do stuff like fetch you coffee or make money for you. Like a very Cool Butler, only free. Also, you get a cool pen. It has a fuzzy, orange tip. Yea. So are you in?
Shawn: Eh, the money and grip sounds useless... but a pencil with a fuzzy orange tip!? I'm back in!
Agent: Really?
Shawn: Hell no. That part is almost like a slap to the face. I've said like 5 lines throughout my entire part, never have physically harmed anyone or have been harmed by anyone, and... well, that's bad enough! For Pancake's sake, the moron with the doll gets a better part than me! It isn't 'Sewing with Nancy'! You can tell Joe Sevari that he'll have to come to my beach-house in the Bahamas I'm currently staying at, pay me 5,000,000,000, kiss me, let me beat him up for kissing me, then piggyback ride on his back while he climbs Mount Everest, then MAYBE I'll take the part, MAYBE. Until then, Joe Sevari can GO TO HELL AND DIE!
*continued*
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith
17-Aug-2010 15:57:05