Once upon a time, a newly-wed couple was looking for a new house. They were wealthy, so they wanted a mansion. They liked to sail too, so they wanted it near the ocean. Soon, they bought Draynor Manor.
The couple loved it there! It was big, had view of Draynor Village and Barbarian Village, which made it perfect to raise children. Only one thing would have made it better: If the bride and groom really loved each other
One day, the groom told the bride to heat up a bath. He had just gotten back from a H.A.M. meeting.
"Okay!" The wife replied, and left the room. Ten minutes later, the groom stripped and sat in the tub.
He suddenly felt a stinging on his bottom. He looked. Pirhana! The groom got out of the tub, put his clothes on, and ran out of the room. She was trying to kill him!
"I will not stand for this!" The groom found the bride and began to strangle her. Her hands were free, she she scratched him in the face and pushed him outside.
"You're gonna swim with my pirhana!" The bride took and shovel and began to beat the groom with it and broke all of his bones. She picked him up and threw him in the fountain, the pirhanna ate him alive.
And that is the story of how the Black Widow and Draynor BECAME a black widow
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11-Nov-2007 00:22:45
