Well, that time of day is here once more....
The time of day im bored.
Ugh, nothing to do!
Wait a minute or two, if I take a look at my past maybe i'll find a fun pastime for me...
*a few hours later*
Ok, I have found my old diary and made a list of some highlights of my life. Lets have a looksee!
* Punch people in public
* Fix the economy (when I found this one, it was crossed out)
* eat flamethrowers
* KILL ARK!!!
* foil my plans to kill Ark
* laugh at non members for being non members
* Buy a pool Filled with Mountain Dew
* get viciously beaten by my imagination
* Yell at my imagination until it says sorry
* randomly yell at my neighboor, telling him to "SIT DOWN, SHUT UP!" while he's mowing his lawn.
* Shoot a cow
* Get sued by cow's family; lose lawsuit and family fortune
* laugh at Zanik for having large eyes ; buy a pair of those funny large glasses for Zanik and laugh when they fit her perfectly
* have my brother remove bone bolts from my back
* pet a kitten
* Yell at a banana and then eat the banana
* hold bump party
* steal every passing person's cell phone; call and harrass that person; drop cell phone in pool filled with mountain dew and force the phone's owner to swim down and retrieve it by gunpoint
* Order via mail giant metal tree and have Biomaster try to cut it down (Hehe, she still doesnt know it was made of metal.... I still can't believe she accually cut it down!)
* smash lamp on some random guy's head
* watch a bad movie and tell everyone its good, then they are really unhappy when they find out it sucks
* Bet with Ark to see if Fik can consume Three Tons of cabbage (Hehe, Ark lost some serious money on that one - Fik owned that cabbage..)
yep, Those were some fun days of my life...well, now to go AND PAR-TAY at POHs and get kicked out for falling asleep on their dining room table!
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"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith
23-Mar-2009 02:08:57