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Kitties Rule

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awesome chapter!
omfg all my lvls are higher then arks!
w00t all my lvls except crafting are higher then wigwams!(my crafting lvl is same as his (62) but he has 10k more exp then me)!
and biomaster beats me in most cb skills except range and str (str both 75) but i beat him in most non combst skills!!!!!!!!!

01-Jun-2009 15:47:42 - Last edited on 01-Jun-2009 15:52:55 by Kitties Rule

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He was trying to kill himself and was killed anyway. That's dark dood O_o

But he just threw him through a door... is it possible that Jacob survived and will return as the Legendary Cheerleader X (as seen in a history textbook)!

Faust: We can rebuild him. Faster, stronger, and with a dress!

(Fancy Surgical Montage with flashing lights and a guest appearance by David Hasslehoff)

Faust: It's ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Jacob: Why am I wearing a dress?

Narrator: Cheerleader X to the rescue, the world will be saved! Woosh! Bang! Kapow! Missiles fired out of kneecaps! BAM!

Faust: You should probably leave the lab bfore you start doing action sequences.

Jacob: Oh... Sorry.



Yep I'm a weenie; I haven't really gone on runescape anytime but the holidays for quite a while (just the forums). My friend in RL often comments to me about how he was lv 34 and is now in his 90s while I haven't moved from 79 in over a year :(

But everyone knows that a true evil genius lets his army of super-powerful death minions do the work while he takes credit for it! Which is why I've hired Sephiroth, Albert Wesker, Alex, Darth Vader, Malperchio, Hao, Light Yagumi, Lelouch Lamprouge, C2, Megatron, Venom, The Cult of the Watchers, Braniac, That Evil Superman Guy, Super Buu, Korg, Zet, Morag, Warrada, Hrada, Agram, Saturos, Menardi, Darth Nihilus, Darth Sion, Invader Zim, and **** Cheney. Together they have this to say:

THIS IS A REAL BUMP OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

01-Jun-2009 17:42:37

Seph
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Omg, Ark really is evil!



well to defend this thread I have hired:


The A Team, A mob of angry mall santas with assorted homemade weapons, Some guy named Fred, some guy that calls himself Kvetch, An Ipod, The A Team agian, Cloud, The cast from the third Lord of the Rings movie, Luke skywalker....na, its just a guy in a dress, Robert Smith, The A Team once more, Mayor Adam West, Zanik's number one fan, The guys that work at Sony AND Nintendo (uh-oh), A mob of Wigwam clones, armed with Cat-launching crossbows, and lastly a REALLY angry group of kids in Jesus costumes.


Phew, this thread SHOULD be safe...I was worried there for a second...


~Wigwam126
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

01-Jun-2009 19:58:40 - Last edited on 01-Jun-2009 20:00:06 by Seph

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Aw, crap! Kira! O_o *runs*

Ark, I had never known you could have been so evil! You even brought Lelouch! We also need to add Jack of Blades from Fable 1 on there. He was pretty evil too. o.o

P.S: This is kinda arkward...I mean awkward...but Fik..I'm female, not male. o.o I know, I know - I don't blame you. Seeing as how it's 'Master' (blame my once tomboy 11-year-old mind >.> ) But my brother says you can tell I'm not a guy by just reading how I type (using constant smiley faces).

Well, regardless. I don't blame you. It's really my fault. I should get meh Skiller up!

~Biomaster7
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01-Jun-2009 22:06:01

Kitties Rule

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yeah i do know but i keep on forgeting cos ive got memory of a goldfish and yeah jack of blades is really evil but i killed him cos im the good guy and stuff even though i went all bad and went on a rampage killing 100s of people just before i killed jack of blades from behind that big random gate thingy

03-Jun-2009 15:53:35

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Since it's been about 4-5 days since the last chapter. I don't care if the chapter is short, it's goin' up!

Chapter 28: Tug of War

The next night was cold - ice froze over everything in sight. The snow fell from the sky like ashes. Roy was outside with his hands in his coat's pockets. His breath so warm that it seemed like stream when he breathes. Roy took a few steps forward, his feet crunch the snow underneath. The night was dark, with only Roy's lantern to shine radiant glow.

Roy heard snow crunching by somebody else's feet. Roy grabs the handle of the Sword of the Shining Rays and looks behind him. There was nobody behind him. But clearly somebody else was here for there were footprints in the snow. Roy looks over in-front of him and nobody was there. He lets go of his sword's handle, places his hands back into his coat's pockets, and then lets out a great sigh.

"I want my sword back." a voice whispered in Roy's left ear.

Roy turns around to his back and nobody was there. But Roy knew that somebody whispered in his ear. "Who's there?" he questioned.

"C'mon now Roy. You know better."

"Cassius?"

"That's right." he said. "I'm here to finish the job I started."

"Job? What job?"

"To take your life."

"My life? I can't die...if I do.."

"I have spared your life for far too long."

"That's because you still think of me as a friend."

"Wrong. I only spared you out of pity."

"Pity? Is that your only excuse?"

Cassius appeared behind Roy who was still struggling to find him. Cassius gets his Dragon two-handed Sword ready in his hands. When Roy turned around, he gets stabbed in the gut. Roy's eyes were as widened as they can be with an expression of disbelief. "Don't ever leave your back unprotected."

After those words, Cassius pulls his sword out and wipes the blood off it. The snow turns red. Roy falls to his knees. Anna walks outside without even knowing what's going on. When she does, her eyes widen - She hastes over. Roy fell to the ground.
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04-Jun-2009 17:17:06

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Anna grabs Roy and looks at his eyes which had faded a bit. Anna looks up at Cassius. He shrugs. "Sorry sweetie. But you were too late." Roy's faded eyes suddenly glowed Aquamarine. He levitates onto his feet and punches Cassius right in the face really hard. The stab wound had completely disappeared. Roy looks back at Anna.

"Leave." he mumbled. Cassius sat up from getting sent to the ground. He giggled a bit with a smirk on his face as he wiped the blood off his mouth. "Nice punch. Wasn't expecting that." he complemented. Cassius jumped to his feet. "Might wanna protect your girl. She might turn out to be a nice lighting rod."

"Why are you doing this?" Roy asked.

"Hmm..well. Maybe it is because I want my sword back."

"Your sword. Do you mean the Sword of the Shining Rays?"

Cassius' Dragon two-handed Sword began to shoot out red electricity. "I've had enough of your silly questions. Time to die." Roy and Cassius swung their swords downward at the same time. Roy jumps back and Cassius ran after him. When Cassius was halfway away from Roy, he smashed his sword at the snow covered ground. Demonic energy travels on the ground like a missile. When the energy was near Roy, it jumped at him. Roy deflects the attack with his sword.

Unaware of the attack, Deus was in his office. He was writing out papers with his quill. He heard a sudden knock on his door. When the door opened, it revealed Julie who was panting. She hasted as fast as she could to Deus' office. Worried, Deus stood up from his chair and walked over to Julie. "What's the problem?" he asked.

"The Black Knights are attacking." she replied. Deus grabs his axe that was near the door and he and Julie ran out. As they ran further down the hallway, they see corpses of White Knights who had been beheaded. When they arrive in the training room, they see Kvetch and Alberto.
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04-Jun-2009 17:23:44

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Alberto smirks at the sight of the two. "Been waiting for you." he said.

"Kekeke...This vill be fun." Kvetch said.

"What are the Black Knights here for?" Deus questioned.

"What? We're not allowed here?"

"You're killing our knights..." Julie mumbled.

"Ooh...those were your knights? They seemed pretty weak for knights so we just assumed they weren't."

"Enough of your jokes Alberto. Leave. Before I must resort to force."

"Very vell. I think ve can handle it."

"As you insist."

In the east wing of the castle, Velator waited for his enemy. "So you're finally here." he mumbled. Isaac appeared in the room but didn't reply to Velator's words. He drew his blades and pointed his left sword at Velator. Velator stood up to his feet with his spear in hand. He turns around and faces Isaac. "Let's begin, shall we?"

The End of Chapter 28
Next Chapter,
Chapter 29: Insanity

Thank you for reading, I appreciate it ^_^

~Biomaster7
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04-Jun-2009 17:27:22

Ark Von Doom

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First person to post after the chapter! Score 1 for the bad guys!

When will these fellows learn that no matter how many times they dramatically stab eachother th other guy is going to recover and start a fight sequence :P

Arkward! Bah. If you wanna see awkward watch Code Geass R2 episode 3. About halfway through the episode in the scene with Rolo O_o

Speaking of Rolo he should be on my list too (Lalalalala STAB!). I don't know about the Jack of Blades because I've never played Fable (no X-box). And Kvetch can't be with the good guys against me, though those kids in Jesus costumes... Well Sephiroth may have wet his pants at that O_o

04-Jun-2009 18:27:52 - Last edited on 04-Jun-2009 18:36:55 by Ark Von Doom

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