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JustMonika

JustMonika

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I believe that fusion weapons could solve society's problems too,so yes,I agree with Rekenater.

Am I in the Death Row? *Rekenater nods*
.......Really? Thanks for the info.
*Uses a random teleport*
*Gathers some attack dogs,war bears,tanks,builds some Psionic Decimators in a remote location,gathers thermonuclear and fission weapons,biological weapons,brings back dinosaurs from extinction and puts them under control,builds a totally invincible base on a remote planet puts trillions of teleblocks,speakers ready to blast out JB music at any intruder,laser cannons,Death Stars(newly built with even more powerful lasers)
(without weakness),miniguns,anti-warmachine weapons,and an army of Corporeal Beasts (with membership bypasser).*

15-Nov-2010 23:55:59 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2010 01:41:24 by JustMonika

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My death star pwns the planet your army is on. Mere seconds before the laser fired, my invincible flagship picked you up and drugged you into unconciousness, then locked you in a radiation proof room in the middle of my nuclear reactor. Also, all possible methods of teleportation have been destroyed (Runes are gone, Lumby is destroyed [Death Star....hehehe], and I placed teleblocks over the reactor.)

Armadyl, the event was taken care of by my subordinates. You may know my right hand man as Guthix.

FOOL! I ALREADY OWN ALL DEATH STARS! YOURS ARE FAKE!

*Death stars fire at me, but all that comes out are rubber duckies.*

16-Nov-2010 00:43:59 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2010 00:45:50 by [#E9V58MRL2]

JustMonika

JustMonika

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Sorry,Rekenater.I do not want to use this,but.....
*activates an impenetrable shield on himself*
*fires off the 100 Psionic Decimators*
*the prison is blasted with wave aftert wave of extremely powerful psychic energy*
*escapes and gives Guthix a cute little puppy*
*escapes once more*

P.S.
Dear TheRekenater,

I am sorry,but unfortunately,I cannot attend your execution event.I still have to check the progress of the new weapons my research team is developing,and I still have to help the caretakers feed my legions of fierce battle-hardened animals.I also have to feed my pet gluttonous behemoth,because as you probably know it's always hungry.I also have to check my bulwark beast's armor,as I can't let it grow too heavy or else it can't move.My Stomp also needs to have its portal regularly reopened a bit to avoid some horrifying mutilations.The Rammernauts and the Saggitarian Archers also need their weapons regularly restocked,and I have to get some weapons for them.The stalkers are also asking for eye drops,because as you know,their eyes are getting painful from being poked around with spears,longswords,and the like.And Astea and Lex are getting lonely;I gotta send their love letters to each other.So as you can see,I am a very busy man and have more important things to attend to.So,I'm really sorry I can't attend your execution event.

Yours truly,Enddragon.

16-Nov-2010 00:52:04 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2010 01:01:13 by JustMonika

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[#E9V58MRL2]

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Enddragon-

I declare forum war; all is fair except those supernatural powers. No gods. That is all.

My legions descend upon your facilities; Hordes of zombies turn the researchers upon each other, millions upon millions of Spartan troopers (both from Halo and Sparta) crush all of the strange beasts, fleets of Imperial fighters blockade the planet, constantly bombarding areas not covered by my troops, submarines and other giant metal ships control the oceans, my scientists unleash unknown flesh eating viruses that only my men are immune to, radiowaves brainwash the weakminded, who are now at my beck and call, and all power on the planet has been diverted into my nuclear weapons, which are decimating the conquered areas.

Astea and Lex have been taken care of (Glances at the dead bodies hanging on the wall behind me), and the stalkers were in one of the nuked areas and are now piles of ash.

The weapons are no longer necessary; your men surrender a while ago. As for you, I am tracking your very movements. At this moment, you have 5,000 fatal weapons pointed at your head.

Sincerely,
The Director

16-Nov-2010 01:57:16 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2010 02:02:04 by [#E9V58MRL2]

JustMonika

JustMonika

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"Astea and Lex have been taken care of."

Oh,thanks,Rekenater.That's less work for me!
No,wait.....AAAAAAAAAGH STOMP DONT MOVE A LOT!(Gets,er,stomped by Stomp)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
(Portal closes,causing Stomp to be mutilated)
Great,now I have to start all over again!Oh,and did you nuke the stalkers?Thanks,now I don't have to buy eyedrops every now and then.Just don't hurt the beheoths;they're very harmless little guys,they're just a bit confused O_o

P.S.
I just abandoned that base,causing it to be empty.
Which means you wasted your forces for nothing.
^___^ I moved my base somewhere else.Good luck finding it!

P.P.S.
Those guys that surrendered?Oh,they were were androids with
hydrogen weapons in them,and they were wired to self-destruct when surrendering.I think they'll go off in.....
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
*EXTREMELY LARGE EXPLOSION VAPORIZES REMOTE PLANET AND EVERYONE INCLUDING ALL OF REKENATER'S FORCES ALONG WITH IT*

^_^

16-Nov-2010 02:08:21 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2010 02:13:39 by JustMonika

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[#E9V58MRL2]

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What? Them? That was only about 1/100 of my hologram decoy force. They regenerate automatically.

My real forces are about 5/6 of the way through the universe, in a few more minutes, we will have the location of your base.

Ah, there it is! *Boom*

Er... there is isn't...

Sorry. I accidently let lose my black hole bomb. Everything with 500 lightyears is destroyed.

16-Nov-2010 02:25:52

JustMonika

JustMonika

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Oh lookie!A black hole bomb!Awesome!
*catches it and returns it to sender*
You're welcome Rekenater.

REKENATER HAS DOUBLE-POSTED.INTIATING ELIMINATION SEQUENCE.
*an unjammable homing hydrogen missile follows Rekenater around*

16-Nov-2010 02:29:22

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