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"Ach! What the devil?!" The Pigman leapt up from his barstool as the alcoholic elementals emerged from the basement. What the hell was going on here? Being a mere farmer, not some crazy adventurer or hardened warrior, the Pigman carried no weapons and knew little of fighting.

"Hope you two know how to fight these things, 'cause I sure as hell don't!" The Pigman cried out. He tossed his empty mug at the nearest beer elemental, which merely thudded against its bubbly form and fell to the floor. Then the Pigman picked up his barstool and attempted to push the nearest elemental back.
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09-Jun-2016 03:41:29

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Dobbin could only watch helplessly as the man he was trying to save fell back into a trapdoor...

And then the elementals sprang forth, knocking Dobbin onto his back. He hit his head on the wooden floor and his vision threatened to grow dark.

Gleaf, meanwhile jumped back in surprise. "This... it defies all logic!" But he quickly overcame his shock. He drank his glass of water down to the halfway point. Then, he reached into one of his pouches and pulled out a seed, which he dropped in the water. Reaching into a completely different pouch, he then pulled a handful of dirt, and dropped it into a glass. With that done, he called forth his nature magic...

Suddenly, a tree sprang forth from the seed. The glass shattered, cutting Gleaf's hand, and the roots sent the gnome flying back. In mere seconds the tree grew to become about ten feet in length and one foot in diameter. It impaled one of the beer elementals, destroying it, and Gleaf quickly stood up. Calling upon the last ounce of life that still remained within the tree, he moved its branches to constrict around one of the wine elementals and trap it.

Gleaf did not do this without cost. He now possessed a splitting headache, and bit of blood dripped from his nose. But in the confined interior of the inn, with no access to stone or nature, he really didn't have a lot of options.

...Then Dobbin stood up, and sent a gust of wind at one of the elementals - it was a spell he had used purely for defensive purposes. It was enough to stagger a normal human opponent and give the gnome some time to run away, but he wasn't sure what effect it would have on a levitating elemental made entirely out of liquid.
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09-Jun-2016 03:55:52

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The beer elemental coming up against the Pigman was making slightly disgruntled noises as it was nudged with the barstool, yet was otherwise seemingly unfazed. Gleaf's tactic was far more impressive- a full tree having propped up in the middle of the Foot. Dobbin's own spell had splattered a beer elemental against a wall, with a satisfactory squelching sound.

Ormund Bearkiller staggered off of his stool, lifting up a makeshift-shiv and swinging about wildly. He was off-balanced by drink and off-balanced by having two healthy legs now, so much so that he drunkenly considered for a moment breaking one again to set things straight. His victory against the alleged guardian of the Bifrost apparently a fluke, the Watcher stumbled about the place with about as much grace as the pigman had good looks.

He tossed his shiv to the Pigman, and from his belt pulled out the front tooth of the arctic bear, which he had miraculously impaled the beast with. Behind the bar, the bartender was rising, floating, his skin a blue hue, his veins bulging and splitting, his marrow turned to absinthe, his bones bursting, becoming a floating mass of human muscle held together by magical alcohol. He had saved the most potent drink for himself, and so had turned himself into their most powerful adversary.

"This'* ain't no bear," muttered the Watcher glumly, out of his element (pun not intended.)
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13-Jun-2016 16:40:59

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Without even looking, the Pigman quickly caught the shiv thrown by Ormund Bearkiller; it was probably the most dextrous feat he had ever performed. He smashed the barstool against the beer elemental's side and then leaped up to tackle it and plunge the shiv into its bubbly form. Ramsay Bolton is the king we deserve.

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