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~*/Chapter 8 : The Black Knight’s Fortress Quest\*~

(Noobs find Sir Amik Varze)
Varze: Could you three possibly help me?
Noob2: How did we get here?
Varze: I know you’ve done a lot of work for people
Noob3: How do you know that?
Varze: You have 12 Quest Points
Noob1: Makes sense...
Varze: Anyway the white knights need your help! You see the Black knights are planning to destroy the white knights
Noob2: And you want us to help the black knights destroy the white knights?
Varze: Yes exa... WHAT? NO! I need someone to spy on them for us
Noob1: We can do that!
Noob2: Yay lets go
(Noob3 kicks Varze)
Varze: Hey!?! What’* that for?

**NOOBS GO TO THE BLACK KNIGHTS FORTRESS**

Noob1: How did we get here?
Noob2: Who knows?
Noob3: Hey Mr. Guard can we come in, we need to spy on you guys and foil your plot to destroy the white knights...
Guard: Sure, come on in
(Noobs enter the fortress)
Noob1: Well I suggest we search the place
Noob2: I agree
(Noobs search the fortress)
Noob2: This is stupid, we haven’t found anything yet
Noob1: Wait! What’d that sound?
(Noobs hear voices coming from the nearby grill)
(Noobs listen to the voices)
Witch: The potion is almost ready, but all we need is one more ingredient!
Goblin: What’* that?
Witch: A cabbage from Draynor Manor! But it must be from Draynor Manor, or the invincibility potion will be ruined!!
Noob3: OMG THE GRILL IS TALKING!!!
(Noob3 readies to kick the grill, but is stopped by Noob1)
Noob1: Don’t do that! They’ll know we’re listening!

19-Nov-2006 05:33:59

widjo

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(Noobs start searching the fortress again)
Noob2: So what now? Do we tell Varze that the white knights are doomed?
Noob1: We have to destroy the potion!
Noob3: How?
Noob1: Well, the witch said she needed a cabbage?
Noob2: Yes?
Noob1: But if it was not from Draynor Manor the potion would be ruined!
Noob3: And?
Noob2: Wait! I have a cabbage!!!
Noob1: You do? Good, we can use that!
Noob3: But how do we put it in the potion?
Noob1: We need to explore this place more...
Noob2: Hey Look! I can right-click on this wall!
(Noob2 opens a secret door)
Noob1: Good work Noob2
(Noobs go in the secret door)
Noob3: Look! A hole!
Noob2: And it’s right above the cauldron!
Noob1: Quick! Drop the cabbage in the cauldron!
Noob2: Ok
(Noob2 drops the cabbage into the cauldron!
(The cauldron makes a microwave style *ding* sound)
Witch: Hey! My potion is completed!
Noob1: Noob2, by chance did you get that cabbage from Draynor Manor?
Noob2: Nope! I got it from the mansion where the chicken named Ernest was!
Noob1: You idiot! Now her potion is complete!!!
Noob2: Whoops...
Noob3: Dibs on first serve!
(Noob3 jumps into the cauldron)
Witch: What in the world!?!
Noob3: Shut up stupid witch!
(Noob3 kicks the witch. The witch smashes right through the wall)
Noob2: Wait for us!
(Noob2 jumps into the cauldron)
(Noob1 jumps into the cauldron)
(Noob1 Hops out and sees some vials, he then pours some of the potion into the vials)
Noob3: Hahaha! Dumb witch
Noob2: Can I join in too?
Noob3: Sure
(Noob2 kicks the goblin. The goblin flies away toward the wilderness. He lands next to a gang of PKers)
Goblin: Uh... Hi Guys...

19-Nov-2006 05:34:31

widjo

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Witch: You morons! Take this!
(The witch sets the fortress on fire using her magic, then teleports away)
Noob2: Oh no! We gotta get out of here!!
Noob3: HELP!!! HELP!!!
(Noob1 gets distracted by Noob3’s cries for help that he knocks the cauldron over)
(The magic potion spills everywhere, eliminating the fire)
Noob1: Well... that solves that...
(Suddenly, a rat drinks some of the magic potion. The rat then grows up to 2 times the size of a normal Runescape person)
Noob2+3: OMFG!!!!!!!!!
Noob1: Strange, I thought it was just an invincibility potion...
Rat: ROOUUUUGGGGGHHH!!!1!!111!1!!!1!1!11!111!!!21!!!
Noobs: AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!1!!11!11one1!!!1
Rat: ROOUUUUGGGGGHHH!!!1!!111!1!!!1!1!11!111!!!21!!!
Noob1: Wait... We’re invincible... So why are we screaming?
Noob2: Uh...
(Noobs exit the fortress)
Rat: Oh.... All I ever wanted was a friend
Random Noob: I’ll be your friend
Rat: Yippee!!!
(Rat and Random Noob run off together and live happily ever after)

19-Nov-2006 05:35:02

widjo

widjo

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**NOOBS RETURN TO SIR AMIK VARZE**

Noob3: Yoyoyo whats da hapz Amix?
Varze: Huh?
Noob2: We finished the quest your majesty
Noob1: They were making an invincibility potion!
Varze: Oh dear! Did you destroy it, like the many others that have done the quest told me they did?
Noob1: No, actually, it worked perfectly!
Varze: Oh NO!
Noob1: But I took it all and put them all in these vials!
(Noob1 gives Sir Amik Varze the vials of invincibility potion)
Varze: Thanks! This is great! Now we can take over the world! HAHAHA!!!
Noob2: What!!!
Noob1: You mean you’re the bad guy!!!
Varze: Hehehe... only joking...
Noob1: Good, you had me scared for a moment...
Noob3: LOOK OUT!!! HE’S EVIL!!!
(Noob3 kicks Varze. Varze gets smashed through the wall and zooms far away... never to be seen again)
Noob1: You Idiot!!!
Noob2: Now we won’t be able to get our reward!!!
Noob3: Meh, it probably wasn’t anything good anyway...
Byrodaman: Actully, it was 2500 Gold Coins
Noob2: OH NO!!! WHY!?!?! WWWHHHYYYY!!??!???!!??!?!1!?!11!?

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***QUEST COMPLETE***
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19-Nov-2006 05:35:18

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