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[#LQTODU2A5]

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*panting for breath* do............new...............chapter!!!
heh i love noob 3

Noob3: TERRORIST!!!
Noob1: Kill Him!
Guide: Here take this and make some bread!
(Noob2 eats flour)
Noob2: Choke... can’t... breathe...
Noob1: You can’t not breathe in Runescape, you can’t breathe!
Noob2: Duh thats what I meant
(Noob2 drinks water)
Noob2: Choke... can’t... breathe...
Noob1: Let’s hope you don’t poop out Bread
(Noob2 poops out bread)
Noob3: OMG I gotta try that!
Guide: Now I’ve seen everything, OK get out now!

one of my favorite parts :p

11-Mar-2007 22:13:34 - Last edited on 11-Mar-2007 22:15:32 by [#LQTODU2A5]

[#9Y7BNFZMH]

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Lol, wait until later, it gets better. I know it seems impossible, but it's true!

12-Mar-2007 00:03:29

[#9Y7BNFZMH]

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Okay! That is it! Noob3!
Noob3:ALIEN!!!!*Kicks Jak*
Jak: OW!!!!*Pulls out D Long, slashes Noob3 in half*
Noob3: Okay, I'm back, what do you want, alien?
Jak:Kick Byrodaman for not making more funny storys about you.
Noob3: It was Byrodaman? ALIEN TERORIST!!!!!!!!!*Kicks Byrodaman continuly,hitting 98.**Byro pulls out whip, kills Noob3*
GRR, next time Noob 3 will have no mercy!!!!MORE....STORY!!!Heehee

12-Mar-2007 13:02:38 - Last edited on 12-Mar-2007 13:02:57 by [#9Y7BNFZMH]

[#9Y7BNFZMH]

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This bump will cost 100k if you do not make more story within the week, thank you for your cooperation.

.We look forward to taking your 100k.

:D

12-Mar-2007 13:04:33

[#LQTODU2A5]

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Jak i've read it all!

Yes we are looking very forward to taking your 100k Byrodaman EACH!

12-Mar-2007 17:15:42

PersianJew

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lol yes

12-Mar-2007 23:54:02

Hemmfiyr

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new chapter pl000x

13-Mar-2007 01:02:55 - Last edited on 13-Mar-2007 01:03:25 by Hemmfiyr

[#LQTODU2A5]

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I am now going to try some traditional noob speak......|\|3\/\/ (|-|^pt3r p100000000000000000000000x
Translation-New chapter please!! lol
More noob talk coming soon!!!

13-Mar-2007 17:56:31

[#9Y7BNFZMH]

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100k for ev-er-y one! Hee Hee, and an abbysal whip for me, cause I started the 100k craze!

:)

^_^

multi smiley facing owns!

13-Mar-2007 23:12:54

Babywiki

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you know something? i could swear noob3 is my reincarnation when i was a lvl 3. i really did say alien and stuff when i was lvl 3 and i really pooped out bread when i was lvl 3 (naw im joking...or am i?) obviously i couldn't kick npc's but i promise you i wanted to. go noob3!

14-Mar-2007 00:31:49

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