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xSept
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xSept

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bumpo!! hey evry1 im back and leaving again :( I am leaving to michagan from july 8 to august 2nd ill b on forums evry once and a while tho plz evry1 keep thread alive even tho i havent bumped nearly as much as most people here

04-Jul-2008 02:09:22 - Last edited on 04-Jul-2008 02:10:11 by xSept

Champ Bob

Champ Bob

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Noob1: Why does this game always revolve around killing something? I mean what can be so fun about killing things all the time?

that is so true, which is why Runescape is unique! and why i haven't switched to another MMO =P Thank you runescape!

btw, this is the funniest noob story i have ever read as far as i remember, awesome! :D

04-Jul-2008 04:54:34

D Chip

D Chip

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-|( SMALL COMEDY THINGY )|-
PART 1:
(the noobs were walking towards Varrok)
Noob 3:Hey, that gray thing is blocking our path!
Noob 1: It's just a rock, Noob 3
Noob 3:I dont care!
(Noob 3 kicks the rock)
Noob 3: Owwwwwwww!!!!!!, i have a boo-boo!
(Noob 3 shows red spot on his big toe)
Noob 2: OMG theres strawberry jam on your big toe
(Noob 2 bites into Noob 3's big toe)
Noob 3: Owwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
(Noob 3 starts kicking frantically at Noob 2 who is still biting Noob 3's big toe)
Varrok guard: Whats going on here!
Noob 2: I want that jam!
(other Varrok guard comes running with a lightsaber)
Varrok guard no.2: I'll help!
(Varrok guard no.2 waves lightsaber around and cuts off his left arm)
Varrok guard no.2: Whoopsies
(he cuts his leg off)
*arrok guard no.2: Ouch
(he cuts his head off and dies)
-|R-I-P|-
(Noob 2 takes a knife and attemps to cut Noob 3's big toe off)
Noob 3:Yeaouchhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Noob 1 starts hitting Noob 2 over the head with books)

PART 2:

(a guy with a broom comes to mop up the remains of Varrok Guard no.2)
Noob 3: My big toe hurts!
(Noob 1 is still hitting Noob 2 with books)
Noob 2: Stop! ouch! hitting! ouch! me! ouch! JAM! ouch!
(Noob 2 suddenly becomes smart from da books)
Noob 2: One plus one is tooooooooooooooooo....
(Noob 2 faints and falls into them magical garbage can that the guy with the broom brought)
Noob 2: Aaaaaaaah!!!!!!!, I'm being grinded up!!!!
Noob 3: *sob* Now i have no one to kick *sob*
(Noob 3 kicks Noob 1)
Noob 1: Hey!
(Noob 1 slaps noob 3 across the face with a 30 kilogram book and Noob 3 falls into the magical garbage can too)
Noob 1:YAY!, I'm all alone now!
(guy with a score board comes)
Guy with score board:
Noob 1 | 1
-----------|----
Noob 2 | 0
-----------|----
Noob 3 | 0

06-Jul-2008 22:40:06 - Last edited on 17-Jul-2008 22:41:22 by D Chip

xSept
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xSept

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Bump! It was kinda good, but to get good comedy you need good grammer (sometimes), but in this story it doesn't matter the grammer because it's hillareous.
I am going to do an example of grammer everything I do in () will be what you need in what you're doing
Ex: (N)oob3: (H)ey, what's that grey thing?
(N)oob1: (I)t's a rock.
and so on like that. Make sure the person/thing that is talking has a capitalized letter at beggining, make sure you do a space after you put a colon, and make sure
whatever the pesron/thing is saying make it a capitalized letter at beggining.

07-Jul-2008 13:01:10 - Last edited on 07-Jul-2008 13:08:56 by xSept

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