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zorporate

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Yea, sorry about Saturday. I woke up at 9 on Saturday and my mom tells me I not only have a game at 2, but also at 11. So I had to stay at the field between each game and when I finally get home at 5, I find out my neighbor is having a party! We stayed there till 10:30 too! Again, sorry bout that but I'd be happy to do it Monday.
Oh yea, who u doin legends with Star?

22-Apr-2007 21:24:16

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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To Eklu: Ok.
To Blargh: Carl. And tonight, well, it's quarter after eight, and I wasn't allowed on the computer until now. Besides, I thought you said this weekend on the way back from lunch. Oh well, we'll work something out. Tomorrow won't work, I'm leaving to go to a fish hatchery at like 5:30 for Boy Scouts. Before that, I need to catch up in our special math. My teacher will need to give me special help, seeing as I missed class today. Oh, funny about that, since I got a bonus for going to the doctor's. A Tetnis booster and some new-fangled Chicken Pox vaccine. You'll probably wind up getting the second if you haven't ever gotten the CP. That's just what the doc said.
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24-Apr-2007 01:17:42

Star Man 11

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"So, looks like you guys got the cart fixed!" said a cheery Bob as he walked over to said cart.

"Yup. It was pretty easy, too. All Eklu had to do was offer a bronze plate body to a passing beggar, and we had a nice, new cart in ten seconds flat. Since then we've been standing here watching Zac chase that duck." said Indigo.

"Oooh, that had to hurt!" said Eklu, flinching backward.

Bob and Indigo turned to look, and saw that Zac was on the ground, rubbing an injured head. The duck looked like it had broken it's neck by slamming straight into a tree. Zac crawled over to the duck, grabbed the bones, feathers, duck meat, and his clothes.

"Ha! Got 'em!" yelled Zac, triumphantly waving is clothes in the air.

"Pay up!" said Indigo.

Eklu reluctantly handed ten, shiny gold coins over to Indigo. Looking quite pleased with himself, Indigo pocketed the coins. Zac, now fully clothed, walked back over to the rest of the group.

"Ok, everyone ready to get on to Varrock?" asked Zac.

"Yeah sure. You guys ready?" said Bob, turning to look at Indigo and Eklu.

"Yes." said both of them in tandem.

Eklu pulled out a steel dagger, put it on a string, and showed it to Zac. Zac, eyes lighting up, lunged for it. Now that he had his attention, Eklu motioned to Indigo to get Zac strapped onto the yolk of the cart. Eklu fixed the steel dagger's pole into place, and they all got into the cart. The trio barely had time to be seated before Zac rocketed off, flailing for the dagger.

Within ten minutes, Eklu, Bob, and Indigo were standing in Varrock Square, and Zac was gulping water from the Grand Fountain as if he had just come from a month's vacation in the desert.

"Well then, let's see what we have to do here in Varrock..." said Eklu, drifting off into deep thought.

"Is there anything that can make me any money around here?" asked Bob.

"Ah, yes! We can visit King Roald, I'm sure he'd have something!" replied Eklu, snapping out of his trance.

28-Apr-2007 20:50:18 - Last edited on 01-May-2007 01:48:05 by Star Man 11

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A tired cyclist stuck his thumb out for a lift: After 3 hours, hadn't got anyone to stop. Finally, a guy in a sports car pulled over and offered him a ride. But the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The driver got some rope out of the trunk and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the rider: "If I go too fast, ring your bell and I'll slow down."
Everything went well until another sports car blew past them. The driver forgot all about the cyclist and put his foot down. A short distance down the road, they hammered through a speed trap. The cop with the radar gun and radioed ahead that he had 2 sports cars heading his way at over 150 mph. He then relayed, "and you're not going to believe this, but there's a cyclist behind them ringing his bell to pass!".
Not spell checked or anything, I just yanked it straight from the 'net. I found it hilarious, and so wanted to share with all of you loyal readers too.
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03-May-2007 20:54:49

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