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Well, I'm not turning down the Star Bashing in the Story...But I don't think that I'll be having ^YOU^ near P(censors)edo(another censor)phile Paul.

Anyways, that P. Paul thing gave me an idea! Don't worry, it doesn't expand on the P. part of it ;)
Just changes the name!

EDIT: GASP! Oh nos! I forgot the Star(Edit: crosses out Star and puts Blargh) Bashing Siig!

Umm...Blargh, you'd better run... Star Man 11'z roped me in...*Sobs* PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

~Thinks that *gulp* (sorry, this is new to me) Star Man 11 is infinitely superior to Blargh Le~

THERE! I said it!

17-Jan-2007 23:58:53 - Last edited on 18-Jan-2007 00:45:14 by [#LN1H3BSYW]

Star Man 11

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WOOHOO! This is a great day to not be Blargh! First we take a vote at school in who would win in a pie eating contest and I got all the votes, now Eklu realized that Blargh is more fun to poke a lil fun at cuz he's blond and doesn't get many jokes about himself, AND I got some killer ideas for the story from Eklu! Eklu, you are up five points! get fifteen and I add you to the favorite persons list!

Scores: Blargh: 0 or 1, I can't remember
Eklu: 6
Everyone else: 0

Thanks Fred :-D.

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18-Jan-2007 00:49:01 - Last edited on 18-Jan-2007 00:51:08 by Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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"Ok, fine. We'll get you your dagger and clothes. Now come on, I have my first commitment to finish." said Bob.

So the trio marched, yes marched, their way back to Lumbridge and arrived by the main bridge. They could hear a pansy man named Hans yelling in the backround because he thought everybody was trying to kill him. They also heard the sounds of a nearby battle, where the blood-curdling cries of dying goblins cut through the air like the blades going right through them.

"Zac, you go first. Then my, then Indigo. Maybe we can find you a new dagger amongst all the dead goblins." said Bob, whispering that last part into Zac's ear in a coercing way.

"WEEEEEE!" screamed Zac as he charged across the bridge. Passerby stared at him and Bob could hear snatches of 'poor kid' and 'moron' as he and Indigo walked across the bridge following the maniacal cries of their little stooge.

Bob and Indigo found Zac jumping up and down waving something not covered in filth around up by the cow pen'* gate. Upon closer inspection, Bob saw it was an iron dagger. He was relieved, because he new he wasn't going to be able to buy one of the shiny daggers he had seen other people with around here.

"Ok Bob. This is the cow pen. See that cow NOT being attacked? Take your bucket and milk it. I'll wait here with happy kiddy." said Indigo, already trying to figure out a way to restrain the kid.

"Alrighty then. Off I go." replied Bob.

Without much thought, Bob just went over to the cow, pulled out the stool, and sat down. He realized he had no idea how to milk a cow, so he had to wing it. After an, 'interesting', experience, Bob had his milk. On his way back to the gate he saw another adventurer speaking with Indy.

"So yeah, I've been making leather armor for a good while now, Indy. What have you been up to?" said the adventurer.

"Oh you know, helping people like Bob here." replied Indigo.

"Ah, hello Bob." The man held out his hand to shake.

18-Jan-2007 00:51:59 - Last edited on 22-Jan-2007 23:48:35 by Star Man 11

zorporate

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Zac!?!? ZAC!?!?!?!?!?! My name is uhhhhhh...... Fernando! Yea thats it! Of all people I would think that you knew that Con..... I mean Star. ;)

Eklu, you are forgiven for two reasons:
1. Your strategy worked! Thanks!
2. It was blackmail. Who uses blackmail anyway? :O

I agree with some of your points in your story. Notice that this character you call Zac didn't sob when his arm was chopped off. That shows how tough he is. Also, he is special because he takes smart people classes just like a certain somebody I know and has great powers that will save the world one day. There is one flaw, and that is the bronze dagger. Who has the whip and who has the d bax. I thought so.

~Blargh Le: Star bashing is now a national sport in Zimbabway, Iceland, and Portugal.~

19-Jan-2007 01:18:10 - Last edited on 19-Jan-2007 01:23:00 by zorporate

Star Man 11

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No you didn't cry because you are too stupid to feel pain.
I'll grill you later.

Hey everybody! Huge pking bash for forum goers two o'clock eastern on Saturday! Meet upstairs of the blue moon inn in varrock on the balcony! Bring your pking stuff, any food you want to take, and make sure your prayer is full! World 88! Bring 50 gp for a wildy cape!!

I lied again. No add today, I need to go. Technically I should be off now...

Edit: Or if your name happens to be Zac. Hey I'm getting off now. I'll ttyl dude. Make sure to tell everyone we know bout the pking trip tomorrow. See the above advertisement. In fact****-read it. I forgot the world number the first time.

I know someone from Iceland kinda. They wouldn't bash me there.

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19-Jan-2007 01:23:03 - Last edited on 19-Jan-2007 20:39:06 by Star Man 11

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