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Star Man 11

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No, I haven't. I have a slighty functional air hockey table in my basement I'd use if I wanted to play air hockey.
Yeah, tell me when you're ready. I have a ton of prayer pots, but I need a bunch of chaos runes and some food.
Eklu, you can always try to MAKE a conversation that involves you. I can carry out multiple conversations with someone at once. Me and Blargh did it all the time.
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05-Mar-2007 21:33:29

Star Man 11

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As Bob arrived back at the cart, he saw dozens of dead ducks littering the ground, and two seperate mounds, one of feathers, and the other of raw poultry. He knew there must be bones, but whoever killed these fowl must have buried them.

Zac was huffing in the middle of the dead duck zone, and sparks were flying over his head as he buried more and more bones. Indigo and Eklu were standing there staring at Zac, their jaws almost about to come unhinged from agape they were.

"Uh, did I miss something?" Bob asked Indigo and Eklu, staring at Zac as if he might at any moment go crazy, and start to streak or something.

"Yeah. Yeah, you did." Eklu replied, but that's all Bob could get out of him since he just started talking to himself as he huddled into a fetal position.

"Dude, I never knew Zac had it in him. I mean, first not only did he break the ropes I tied him up with, but then he floored me. Ducks just came up in swarms over the bank of the river, and it looked like Zac would become overwhelmed. Somehow or another, though, he took that iron dagger of his and just blazed through some eighty-odd ducks. He got pretty strong in the process, I bet he could take you out now, Bob. And once he buries all those bones, he will probably be able to enhance his strentgh, attack, and defensive skills by praying to the gods. And who knows what he could cook after making all that roasted duck..." Indigo explained to Bob.

"Holy cow! Who knew the little guy had it in him? I mean, I could see ME going on a mad killing spree, but Zac...actually, what am I saying? Somehow, I knew the loony would go on a killing spree!" said Bob. "Hey, I got all my ingredients for that cake. Chuck Mr. Duck-killer into the river so he can wash all that blood out. People are staying a mile away from him with all that crimson on the kid!"

So Bob hiked over to the castle, not knowing if Indigo would actually even attempt to give Zac a bath. Bob could only hope.

05-Mar-2007 21:43:55 - Last edited on 05-Mar-2007 21:53:31 by Star Man 11

zorporate

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Boy, I was just expecting to kill like 1 duck, BUT 80?!?!?! You've outdone yourself Star! :D I even got some combat and prayer lvls too. Sweeeeet.
Yea I'm ready for Damis. We just gotta pick a day and do it then. We'll discuss in school.
~Blargh Le: The Pens are "Seriously considering transfering to a different location."~

06-Mar-2007 00:31:45

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Wait, why am I in the fetal position? I even made Laura kiss you!! Anyways, is it 'cuz I'm afraid of Zac?
Taking Star'* advice:
I played DDR at my brother's friend's house on Saturday. IT WAS SOOOO FUN!!! I kept playing it (I shared... kinda...sometimes) and when my parents would say that we had to go home, I'd get off. But as parents often do, they'd start talking. I'd sneak back over to DDR and keep playing.
It was soooo fun though!! I got an A on this one song! It was called like ***.blonde girl something. No, it wasn't a website, it just had the *** at the beginning. IT WAS SOOO FUN!!! Unfortunately, it has yet to come out for the most supremest (yes, I made that word up) bestest of all game system ever! If anyone says the PS3 or *Box360, you will be shot. Yes, I mean the Wii. Apparentally though, they're coming out with one for it: TBA

06-Mar-2007 04:37:38

Star Man 11

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Xbox 360 pwns you.
They have a really stupid Mario-style one for Gamecube that I completely beat in an hour. Half of it was mini-games. It was kinda a waste of money.
Now normal DDR, I've gotten A* (* is really after the letter, it represents a star) on Can Can and 321 Stars. Really fast songs. I think it was on Heavy, and I can't remember the other fast ones I did...
Eklu, you were in a fetal position for fear of Zac's new awesome fighting skillz.
Blargh, you forgot to talk to me bout Damis. You just stole my fry. And now I think you really AREN'T a boy.
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06-Mar-2007 20:51:21

Star Man 11

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I dunno which version I have, but I think it's Extreme. All I know is the box was green, and by pad is broken from over-use.

I didn't get on, I went downstairs to play GOW. But, I guess I'll go find out now...

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07-Mar-2007 02:21:46 - Last edited on 07-Mar-2007 02:22:18 by Star Man 11

zorporate

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Yea, about me not being a boy... You hit me like in the lower thigh. If you have as little dignity as to try and pull that off, at least get your aim right. I couldn't talk to you about Damis either because you were trying to hit me whenever I saw you. Be warned though. I have a strong hunger for other's fries. ;)

Oh yea, should I get Excite Truck or Call of Duty with my birthday money?

Music is sweet! I love it! :D

~Blargh Le: Blargier than ever~

07-Mar-2007 02:30:58 - Last edited on 07-Mar-2007 02:32:40 by zorporate

Star Man 11

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Dang straight I'd say Call of Duty. If you shoot to kill in a game, I want it.
It wasn't the lower thigh, I felt metal with my top knuckle. You should have the dignity not to violate my food. It's the one thing I flip out VERY easily over. Don't forget, I have Irish AND German tempers. If you're not careful I'll do to you what the Japs did to Marines on Iwo. Read Flags of our Fathers to learn more.
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07-Mar-2007 20:41:44

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