Eklu walked off to get a cart he saw broken down over by a gate to a desert land with funny lookin' people in purple robes. Bob was tempted to go make fun of them, but those spears they had looked like they could turn him into siskabob. So instead he went to slay some goblins, since Indigo already had Zac tried to a tree and was killing all the ducks that tried to take a nip out of him.
Bob drew his sword and went over to a burnt-out house that he saw was crawling with goblins. He saw other people there, some staring at Zac, others practicing combat skills on goblins. Bob saw a goblin appear out of nowhere right in front of him, so he swung his sword at it.
"Rawr, stupid, smelly human!" snarled the golbin. The goblin swung his balled up fist at Bob's head, and hit with such force that he tasted blood.
"RAWR! IDIOTIC GOLBIN!" screamed Bob, and with a mighty cleave of his sword, he sliced the golbin diagonally from it's left shoulder.
The cut didn't go the whole way down, it stopped around where the bottom of the lung would be, so the goblin's other 'half' was swaying back and forth in the wind. Bob was amused at the look of disbelief on the goblin's face, but he decided it best that it die. So Bob stabbed it through the stomach, it collapsed and died. Almost immediately, some coins and bones appeared on the ground. Bob picked up the seven coins on the ground, and pocketed them. Then, he did what everyone else was doing, and buried the bones.
A new goblin appeared, so Bob killed it, too. This time, sparks flew over his head, and he suddenly felt imbued with more power. He liked it, but first Bob picked up another stack of seven coins then burried the bones. More sparks, more feelings of power.
'Hmm, I think killing things, then burying bones makes me stronger in this world! Awesome! I can be like the Hulk, but better looking!' thought Bob.
His thoughts were interrupted by Eklu's shouts.
"Hey Bob, come here!" hollered Eklu.
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