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Yea, and when all the players graduate, they will recruit better players. Pitt will never be good at football because they spend their scholarship funds on basketball. Penn State spends it on football, which is more exciting then college basketball. In conclusion, Penn State is better, Pitt isn't.

PS: Jopa does need to get out of there. O_o

I said PIE not crepes. They're two totally different things.

I agree with you on the subject of who has the better enlgish teacher. I hate mine. She hasn't been here the las few days though. :D :D :D Today, when the substitute walked in, people where laughing and cheering. O_o lol

04-Jan-2007 23:25:26

Star Man 11

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Not really. Pie might have actually gotten it's roots in crepes.

No, Penn State blows. Football is not more exciting than basketball. You want proof of that? I can pay attention to college basketball. I get bored watching football. Like the Ohio-Michigan game in college football? Got bored after five minutes and played Halo2 instead. College basketball? I watched almost all of the play-offs last year. Did I remember anything from either sport from more than a week ago? Nope!

I'm going to write more on my contest story as soon as I finishing my posting on other threads.

Boomshackalacka level two healer!

More adds on the contest story!

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However, just as walked out the door to get to his private chambers, his adviser, Twittle, stopped him.

"I say Lauren, do you have time for a quick bit o' the ***vo' wot wot? I finally figured out how to harness the power of lightning into a ***vientent energy source, solved the city's clean water problem, fed the poor, and lost three dates! How's your speech coming by the way? I hear it's not so good. You know, the public really is demanding a good speech! You really simply must deliver a good performance! Not to rant and rave, but just now as I was speaking to you I figured out the meaning of life! Isn't that great?..." Twittle carried on. This went on for hours, without The King getting a word in edgewise. He was also becoming irked by the fact Twittle insisted on using his first name, Lauren. However, the good King had an idea. Twittle was terrified of the Zamorakian held in that cage, so he started walking towards him, and, sure enough, Twittle refused to follow. Lauren, pleased with himself for momentarily ditching his adviser, took out the rage he still had from the conversation with him on the Zamorakian.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry! I fart in your general direction! I bet you can't count to three! Or build a decent lawn ornament! Hahaha!" Lauren pointed and laughed at the Zamorakian, whose face was so red it looked like the lava of a volcano.

'Ah, that was fun. Now then, I must get to my chambers before Twittle sums up the courage to come after me. The man is a genius, but he just simply DOES NOT cut it as an adviser...' The King thought. He glanced around, and heard that Twittle had entered the library. He could hear Reldo's anxious sighs from by the cage. So he ran over to his room as quickly as he could, drank an entire keg of beer, and fell asleep. He was not to awaken until nighttime, where his hangover would just cause him to throw-up, and then he would promptly fall asleep at the can.

05-Jan-2007 20:41:48 - Last edited on 15-Aug-2007 18:26:02 by Star Man 11

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While Lauren's day was uneventful, Boss's day was even more so. All he could do throughout the day was constantly check that the assasins were in positon, his 'guard control' were briefed and ready, and the rest of his men were doing something constructive. After seeing his brother was not around for him to torment, he became bored, and just went to sleep. He would sleep for a whopping twelve hours, and awaken two hours before the tournament. When he learned what time it was, he grinned ear to ear. Soon he would be the complete and total ruler of Varrock. Then following that, the rest of the known world.

He walked to the tournament grounds, one and half hours before speech time, and saw to it that his men were in position to kill the King's escort. Seeing the assasins were also prepared, Boss got a good seat for the, 'festivities', to come.

***

Lauren awoke at two hours to speech time, so he got up, cleaned the vomit from his robe, placed his crown on his head, grabbed his ceremonial dagger to cut the rope to the arena, and headed to that very place. On his way he met up with his escort, including Captain Rowmel, and together they marched to the speaking platform. As he took his post at the podium, a mere five minutes to speech time, he started a conversation, or rather, tried to, with an escort.

"So, how's life?" asked Lauren pleasantly, and with a smile.

"Ugh." the escort grunted.

"What was that?" asked Lauren, leaning towards the guard and cupping his hand over his ear.

"Ugh." repeated the escort.

"Sir, speak to me!" demanded Lauren. He stamped his foot for emphasis.

"Ugh." grunted yet again the escort. Lauren just gave up at this point, and sat out the next three minutes.

Finally, it was speech time. Lauren was nervous, Boss was nervous, and the crowd, with a growing sense of joy, just became loud and obnoxious. Lauren stood up, and gestured to the audience to silence themselves.

05-Jan-2007 23:36:11 - Last edited on 05-Jan-2007 23:57:37 by Star Man 11

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Meanwhile, Boss stood as well. He wanted to be able to plainly see where The King would be hit. If this was quick, he would see about making the assasins he hired into minions, or maybe even sergeants.

"Greeting good people of Varrock! I, your King, am very happy to be here today, on the wonderful day of our Grand Tournament!" yelled Lauren. The crowd went nuts. After waiting a few minutes for them to quiet down, Lauren said,"Hey! A shiny piece of gold!" and bent over to pick it up.

Just as he was bent over, dozens of black knives flew through the air. Two thirds of his escort died instantly, but Captain Rowmel and the remaing third of men were mostly unharmed. The rest of the escort formed a circle around The King, and began to get him out of the area. The crowd was in hysterics, making another volley of knives nearly impossible. So two nearby minions of Boss drew black longswords and assaulted the escort. The guards were ready for this, and the first minion went down from a stab to the heart. The second held back, and threw a knife at the escort who cut down his cohort. The knife caught the man through the eye, and with a blood-curdling scream, the man died. This enraged the guard nearest the minion, who hacked off his arm with a large battle-axe before cleaving him in half. The ground was showered in a pool of intestines, diaphragm bits, stomach acid, and blood. Lauren vomited, but kept moving. Boss, not seeing the assasins, who obviously failed, decided to take matters into his own hands. He summoned up a powerful spell taught to him many years ago, and shouted,

"**riop Ganhij Zamor!" From his hands flew a giant ball of fire, as if sent from Zamorak himself. It incinerated half of the remaining escort, leaving only Rowmel and two guards.

"Sire, draw your dagger! It's not just for show!" Rowmel shouted, while on the lookout for more threats.

Lauren obliged, and at this moment a minion appeared out of nowhere.

05-Jan-2007 23:36:17 - Last edited on 15-Aug-2007 18:29:07 by Star Man 11

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The man had an evil glint in his eye, and, fumbling a little bit with his dagger, Lauren stabbed out at him. The minion easily dodged it, and raised his sword to strike. But at the last moment, Lauren brought the dagger down and stabbed the man right through the kidney. The minion howled with pain, and dropped his sword. The King picked it up, and stabbed the man through the gut with it. The minion toppled backwards, impaled on his sword. The King looted his belt of several black throwing knives, and experimentally threw one. Just as it was going through the air, three minions rounded a corner. The knife hit the lead one right between the eyes. The other two shouted, and seeing as it was The King of Varrock who just killed their cohort, charged, roaring a battle cry. The King yelped, and threw all of his remaining knives as quickly as he could. Most of them missed, but three knives landed in one minion, making him a human pincushion. Another hit the other minion in the temple with the handle, and knocked him out.

Boss gave chase after The King through the crowd until a heavy hand stopped him. It was his brother, Yorig, and he was holding a crossbow. Aimed right at Boss.

"Yorig! What are you doing? The King is getting away, and if he does we will fail!" said Boss urgently. He didn't forget the fact that a crossbow was pointed at his head, so he did his best not to anger Yorig.

"I told you Clancy, I don't like killing innocent people! The King is an innocent man, and I refuse to let you kill him! I bet you're wondering where the assasins went, aren't you? Well, I payed them with the loot we got from that cave, and they agreed never to harm The King." said Yorig. He still had the crossbow pointed right at Boss, with an unshaking hand.

"Don't use my first name Yorig! You know I hate it! Anyway, I can't believe you! You traitor! You ruined our plans for world domination!" Clancy roared. He still didn't move because of the crossbow.

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"Clancy, you are wrong. Those plans weren't for us, they were for you. And look what has happened. Several of our cohorts, including Ikoe, are dead, and most of the rest are injured. Everyone else fled. We are the only two still left standing, Clancy. I refuse to allow your evil to continue. That is why I'm turning you into the Varrock Guard. They will keep you locked away where you can't do anymore harm." Yorig told Clancy. This completely broke the man who was his brother, and he cried a feral cry. He lunged away from Yorig, and brought out his black shortsword to run him threw. He would've too, had not a crossbow bolt his him right through the throat. The same spot he killed the Phoenix Gang door guard with a knife.

"I'm sorry, Clancy. But you left me no choice. I would have shot you in the leg or something where you would have only been incapacitated, but you insisted on us only using enchanted emerald bolts. At least I spared you the pain of the magic poison creeping throughout your body, killing you as slowly as you did so many others. Goodbye, my brother. May Guthix rest your soul." whispered Yorig to his dead brother. Yorig started to cry, but besides that saddening noise he made none as he walked away from the scene of carnage, his brother's corpse in tow.

***

Lauren wondered how the assasins had been organized so well. Captain Rowmel had said that all of the conspirators were either dead or incarcerated, though, so he didn't worry about it too long. He fired his adviser Twittle, who went on to become a scientist in Rimmington. He gave Captain Rowmel a promotion to General, who had both of their personal guards' sizes increased. Yes, life was good in spite of the attempt on his life. No one knows what happened to Yorig, but his brother's body was found at the altar to Zamorack in the southside ghetto. The assasination had one book written about in the Varrock library. Otherwise, it was forgotten. Even by King Lauren.

05-Jan-2007 23:36:24 - Last edited on 06-Jan-2007 00:34:41 by Star Man 11

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Holy add!! O_o

Whether you think basketball is more exciting than football is totally your opinion. College football is by far the more intense, exciting, and popular sport, due to the millions of people who enojoy it more. Plus, Penn State education is FAR better than Pitt. Thus, Pitt blows.

Crepes = Thin Pancakes
Pie = THICK slice of fillingly goodness
End of discussion

~Blargh Le: Even when they leave, I will still love my Kansas City Penguins~

06-Jan-2007 03:35:20

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WHOA WHOA WHOA! Who said the Pens are going to Kansas City? I will tie myself to Mellon Arena if I have to so that they don't leave! I WILL NOT ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN!

Whatever. I'm just saying, you shoulda come to the crepe thing. Call in your own reservation and just sit with us. It's not too late!!!

Wait. Hypocrite. You just said that I'm intitled to my own opionion. Then you take another opionion and say it should be my opionion. Well, guess what, now it's a battle of egos. You can't hope to defeat me.

No, Pitt education is better. My cousin is getting a masters in pharaceutical stuff there. For whatever she didn't go to PennState which I think is actually closer to where she lived at the time. That right there proves to me that Pitt is better than PennState.

I love how we still continue our tradition of having like four conversations going at one time. It seems more comical in game though.

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