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zorporate

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To Eklu: Yes, I really like the story, considering the fact that it calls Star a noob. Thats the best part.

Your dream is mearly a small prediction of the future. I will be the one and only Jagex Mod because I will be a trillionare and buy Jagex. Then, I'll make myself the only J mod and make a ton of clones.

To Star: After you ate that pie, were you on the toilet for 3 hours? I ate half a big apple pie, played football for an hour with my family, and then came in and ate another quarter! Had you done that, you'd be on the toilet still today and been throwing up! Beat that!

~Blargh Le: Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess is awesome!~

29-Dec-2006 00:12:55 - Last edited on 29-Dec-2006 00:17:19 by zorporate

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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Blargh, this is your final warning. I see you everyday at school. Don't anger me, or bad things will happen to you. Very bad things.

I don't get the stomach flu from eating pie moron. I figured out it's from eating onions. Go figure.

Rubik's Cubes are aggravating, but o so satisfying when you finally solve it.

~-~ I have a soul it just goes on vacation sometimes ~-~

29-Dec-2006 17:16:25

zorporate

zorporate

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I didn't say you get stomach flu from pie. I just said you'd probably have some.... a lot..... of indegestion.

What are these bad things you speak of? You don't scare me one bit. Well besides your face. *ohhhh burn*


~Blargh Le: If you have 99 defence or hebelore, I honor you~

29-Dec-2006 19:56:50

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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I don't get indigestion! How would you know if I did anyway? Do you stock me? Am I going to have to get a tazer?

I'm the only one allowed to use the your face thing! The only reason we have that is because I used it like 50 times at Kings for no reason other than I had fun with it!

~-~ I have a soul it just goes on vacation sometimes ~-~

30-Dec-2006 17:14:14

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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Upon closer examination, Bob saw that this 'goblin' was covered in warts, and had gnobby knees and elbows. He decided it was one of the ugliest things he ever saw.

"Do all the gobling look like that?" Bob asked Indigo, while poking the decapitated body with a stick he found on the ground.

"Yeah, pretty much. But the ones that walk around armed, you have to watch out for. They're stronger than the unarmed ones, the ones you could probably kill." said Indigo. "Come on, let's get that flour."

So the two walked father west, until they came to a giant, three-story windmill surrounded by wheat fields, as far as the eye could see.

"Go get some grain, Bob. Then meet me at the top floor of the windmill." instructed Indigo.

"Great, manual labor..." groaned Bob.

Bob walked over to a wheat field. Since he had never done this before, he had no idea what to do. So he just bent over and yanked a large clump of it out of the dirt.

'Oh boy. I hope I did that right...' thought Bob, nervously.

He glanced around to make sure no one saw him, and headed over to the windmill. Once inside, he noticed that there was a giant vat, with a chute that came from the ceiling. Off to the side he saw a ladder, which he climbed. On this next floor, he saw a giant stone, that looked like it was used to pound the grain into a fine flour. He spotted another ladder, and climbed it.

"Hey Bob, over here!" shouted Indigo from the otherside of the room. "See this trough-thingy here? This is called a hopper. You just put the grain into this, and pull that lever over there. Then go back to the ground floor, and scoop out the flour into your pot."

Wordlessly, Bob did just what was told to him. With the new pot of flour, Bob felt like he had accomplished something great, and beaming, followed Indigo back to Lumbridge.

"Ok Bob. Now to get the egg and milk, we are going to have to go to the other side of the river. Watch out though, goblins are right by the bridge.

30-Dec-2006 18:57:22 - Last edited on 16-Jan-2007 22:57:45 by Star Man 11

zorporate

zorporate

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Well lets see, you tell me about it like every other day in German class and how you where up until 3 AM because your stomach didn't feel good. Maybe that gave me the clue. ;)

If you get a patent, maybe I'll stop using it.

By the way, nice add. :)

~Blargh Le: If you have 99 defence or herbelore, I honor you~

30-Dec-2006 22:41:22

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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That only happens once every other week. And then it's only because I love to eat onions. Maybe I should join an OAA, Onion Addict Anonomous.

I'd love to patent it, but that would make me a greedy good-for-nothing. Like how Donald Trump trademarked the phrase 'You're Fired!' (I think).

Thanks!

~-~ I have a soul it just goes on vacation sometimes ~-~

31-Dec-2006 01:59:27

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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Yeah Eklu! You can be the best man! And I'll wear a penguin suit, Blargh can walk on his hands, and we can replace the wedding rings with C4 so everyone withing a two-mile radius dies! Make sure you're tied to the altar so as not to miss it!

I swear, if I had an internet shotgun, I'd give you some REAL plastic surgery. Even if the instruments used are made of lead.

Since I won't be on at midnight to say so, Happy New Year! I'll repeat the message tomorrow to add sincerity.

With the new year there shall come a new siig. I think I'll use the one from way back when I was 10 and hung out on AOL forums.

One last thing: Blarg, you going to the crepe thingy?

~-~ I have a soul it just goes on vacation sometimes ~-~

31-Dec-2006 19:54:32 - Last edited on 31-Dec-2006 20:12:57 by Star Man 11

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