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Star Man 11

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"Can I have free stuff plox? Like I'm poor and got haxored!" said some strange person whom nearby people were casting angry glances at.

"Go away before I crush in your skull you stupid little chump." said Bob, walking past him.

"HAHA noob! I'm like twenty levels higher than you, you'd die instantly!" hollered the noob.

"If I didn't have anything better to do, I WOULD smash you. So let's go, I'll smash you." said Bob, menacingly brandishing a bronze sword.

"Hey Bob, dude, come with me. This chump isn't worth it." said some guy.

"Ok, but who are you and why should I?" replied Bob.

"My name is Indigo River, and I'll give you free stuff." said Indigo River.

"Good enough for me!" exclaimed Bob.

Bob looked around now, to see that he was in a courtyard, with two fountains, a massive wall with an even bigger gate, and an absolutely huge castle sporting large, wooden oak doors that he took as an entrance. Indigo led Bob through the doors, down two corridors, and up two flights of spiral staircases, where they emerged on the roof of the castle, and Bob could see another staircase, some cannons and cannonballs, and a building with a dollar sign at the door.

"Come on, in here." said Indigo.

The two went in, and Bob saw that it was a crowded bank, where people were trading goods for other things or speaking to the tellers to receive items Bob presumed were theirs. Indigo walked over to the teller and whispered something to the teller, who nodded.

Indigo then told the teller, "I need one iron full helm, one iron platebody, one iron kiteshield, one pair of iron platelegs, one black cape, one iron longsword, one amulet of defense, a pair of boots, a pair of gloves, and a spade."

The teller walked into a back room and came back carrying the goods Indigo had asked for.

"Here you go, Bob. Now that I have rune armor, I have no need for these, so you can have them. They're better than the bronze you have now!" said Indigo.

07-Dec-2006 23:56:47 - Last edited on 07-Dec-2006 23:59:19 by Star Man 11

zorporate

zorporate

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You like my siig? I actually created it in about.... 5 seconds. It is pretty sweet now that I think about it. Quick and straight to the point.

Anyway I LOVE how you put Indigo River into the story. Its so creative. Who would think of such a creative name?! *wink wink nudge nudge* ;)

Well I'm off to FARM! O_o Geez, what is up with me doing incredibly boring skills!!!!

~Blargh Le: The One and Only~
Boooyah! :D

09-Dec-2006 03:03:19 - Last edited on 09-Dec-2006 13:50:02 by zorporate

[#LN1H3BSYW]

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Who's Indigo River? Blargh Le made it seem like we should know him...

And Blargh Le, you can do other things while you farm... No one's forcing you to stay with your crops the whole time! They won't die if you step a square or two away! ;)

10-Dec-2006 03:35:39 - Last edited on 10-Dec-2006 03:37:16 by [#LN1H3BSYW]

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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shh, Eklu, don't tell him that!

You're not supposed to know who they are. It's this thing that blarg told me bout in real life. You'd have to be there.

Thanks, but Eklu I still can't make it. I'll be playing video games until my eyes bleed.

And unless I'm fogetting anything, that's all for now.

~-~ I have a soul it just goes on vacation sometimes ~-~

10-Dec-2006 14:04:42

zorporate

zorporate

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Tell me what? lol
And Elku, yes i do actually fish while my crops are slowly and painfully growing O_o . Trying to get my fishing to lvl 62 for Swan Song.

EDIT: Oh yea! 40 farming! Time to get 70 range! :)

10-Dec-2006 16:21:13 - Last edited on 10-Dec-2006 16:22:46 by zorporate

Star Man 11

Star Man 11

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Thanks Moorl(c)y always nice to hear praise :-D

I'll add tomorrow possibly, I have to go to church later so I don't feel like adding right now.

What is wrong with you people? First Eklu gets his range high enough to do Mournings End 1 & 2, now Blargh, you're going for seventy range? My God! How do you people do it? I get bored after like five minutes! Maybe it's just because my attention span shrinks on stuff I don't WANT to do...

~-~ I have a soul it just goes on vacation sometimes ~-~

10-Dec-2006 20:38:24 - Last edited on 10-Dec-2006 20:39:10 by Star Man 11

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