"Can I have free stuff plox? Like I'm poor and got haxored!" said some strange person whom nearby people were casting angry glances at.
"Go away before I crush in your skull you stupid little chump." said Bob, walking past him.
"HAHA noob! I'm like twenty levels higher than you, you'd die instantly!" hollered the noob.
"If I didn't have anything better to do, I WOULD smash you. So let's go, I'll smash you." said Bob, menacingly brandishing a bronze sword.
"Hey Bob, dude, come with me. This chump isn't worth it." said some guy.
"Ok, but who are you and why should I?" replied Bob.
"My name is Indigo River, and I'll give you free stuff." said Indigo River.
"Good enough for me!" exclaimed Bob.
Bob looked around now, to see that he was in a courtyard, with two fountains, a massive wall with an even bigger gate, and an absolutely huge castle sporting large, wooden oak doors that he took as an entrance. Indigo led Bob through the doors, down two corridors, and up two flights of spiral staircases, where they emerged on the roof of the castle, and Bob could see another staircase, some cannons and cannonballs, and a building with a dollar sign at the door.
"Come on, in here." said Indigo.
The two went in, and Bob saw that it was a crowded bank, where people were trading goods for other things or speaking to the tellers to receive items Bob presumed were theirs. Indigo walked over to the teller and whispered something to the teller, who nodded.
Indigo then told the teller, "I need one iron full helm, one iron platebody, one iron kiteshield, one pair of iron platelegs, one black cape, one iron longsword, one amulet of defense, a pair of boots, a pair of gloves, and a spade."
The teller walked into a back room and came back carrying the goods Indigo had asked for.
"Here you go, Bob. Now that I have rune armor, I have no need for these, so you can have them. They're better than the bronze you have now!" said Indigo.
"Go away before I crush in your skull you stupid little chump." said Bob, walking past him.
"HAHA noob! I'm like twenty levels higher than you, you'd die instantly!" hollered the noob.
"If I didn't have anything better to do, I WOULD smash you. So let's go, I'll smash you." said Bob, menacingly brandishing a bronze sword.
"Hey Bob, dude, come with me. This chump isn't worth it." said some guy.
"Ok, but who are you and why should I?" replied Bob.
"My name is Indigo River, and I'll give you free stuff." said Indigo River.
"Good enough for me!" exclaimed Bob.
Bob looked around now, to see that he was in a courtyard, with two fountains, a massive wall with an even bigger gate, and an absolutely huge castle sporting large, wooden oak doors that he took as an entrance. Indigo led Bob through the doors, down two corridors, and up two flights of spiral staircases, where they emerged on the roof of the castle, and Bob could see another staircase, some cannons and cannonballs, and a building with a dollar sign at the door.
"Come on, in here." said Indigo.
The two went in, and Bob saw that it was a crowded bank, where people were trading goods for other things or speaking to the tellers to receive items Bob presumed were theirs. Indigo walked over to the teller and whispered something to the teller, who nodded.
Indigo then told the teller, "I need one iron full helm, one iron platebody, one iron kiteshield, one pair of iron platelegs, one black cape, one iron longsword, one amulet of defense, a pair of boots, a pair of gloves, and a spade."
The teller walked into a back room and came back carrying the goods Indigo had asked for.
"Here you go, Bob. Now that I have rune armor, I have no need for these, so you can have them. They're better than the bronze you have now!" said Indigo.
07-Dec-2006 23:56:47 - Last edited on 07-Dec-2006 23:59:19 by Star Man 11