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Serene End
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Serene End

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Alrous: Dammit..there goes my evil plan for world domination. I guess I've got to work at that supermarket again..

*Alrous has a dream about that job before his big spot in the TWIF story*

Alrous: That will be 200 gp.

Customer: Let me get my coupons *customer reaches into pocket and can't find coupons* Damn..get me a minute..

Alrous: *sits down in chair and presses fist against cheek* Oh great..

*An hour passes. Customer was still looking for those coupons* Still looking..

*Two hours pass. Customer was still looking for those coupons* Still looking..

*Three hours pass. Customer was still looking for those coupons* Still looking..*Alrous starts banging his head against the cash register*

*Four hours pass. Customer was still looking for those coupons* Still loo-

Alrous: THAT'S IT!!! *Alrous blasts customer away with orange magic*

Boss: Alrous!

Alrous: *shuffles eyes* Y-yes sir?

Boss: We don't blast customers with magic just because they fail at finding things and are forced to pay in coupons, don't you remember?

Alrous: *shuffles eyes faster* Maaaaybe..

Boss: So you didn't!

Alrous: Nuh uh!

Boss: And what about those angry management courses I told you to take? Did you neglect to take those as well?

Alrous: *shuffles eyes even faster* Maaaaaybe..

Boss: I'm tired of your angry problems. YOU'RE FIRED!!

Alrous: But sir... :(

Boss: J00 HERD MEH!

Alrous: *gets annoyed* You suck anyways. *blasts boss with magic*

Alrous: *back in present* Haha..I still think that boss sucks even today. And he was an idiot to say that I need angry management classes! Haha..what a noob.

Steel Undead: *walks up to Alrous* More cookies sir?

Alrous: *takes cookies and takes one bite. But he spits it out* DOES THAT LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP TO YOU!?!!?

Steel Undead: Ummm..

Alrous: *blasts Steel Undead knight with orange magic* K0!

Darker Dante: *walks into scene and points* Angry management issues!

Alrous: ..-_-..

~Serene End
The end
is only
the beginning...

17-Dec-2009 15:43:23

Seph
Jun Member 2008

Seph

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Sorry I wasn't here lately, I was out playing poker with my dog poker-playing friends. I was winning, but then some dog walked in....you know, i think I have a security recording...


*National poker Chanpionship 2009 Security tape*

Insane Soule: ...and iive got HIGH ACES! HA!

Sheepdog: Agh, got us agian....your too good for us, Soule. :@

Insane Soule: Naa, I just have incredible lu-


*Door opening*


Insane Soule: Who are you?


???: The name's Bark. James Bark.


Insane Soule: No Casino Royale ripoffs. :|


*End*


The next 36 hours was a poker showdown between me and him. I ended up winning! :D


The winnings weren't much, though. Only twelve stacks of 10 billion gold coins.... :(


Oh well, i'll hand a few stacks off to some down-on-his-luck- level 3 in Lumbridge. Hey, he could do alot with that cash! Maybe get 1,000 Armadyll Godswords, get some gilded stuff....


..Oh, and heres the finishing - HAAAPPPY HOLIDAAAAAAYYYYYYSS- TOOOOOOOO YYYYYYOOOOUUUUUU!!!!


~Insane Soule "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

19-Dec-2009 19:57:54

Serene End
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Serene End

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o.o

(Alrous is too busy to reply to your comment balence because he's killing cows and planning more world domination. O_o )

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19-Dec-2009 20:07:11

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