5. Classic Romance Moments, Revisited:
Lovebird: Take my breath away... doo doo doo... doo doo doo... my love... Take my brea-
Breathtaker: Gladly
Lovebird: *choking* The force is strong in this one.
Breathtaker: Join me, and we can rule the circus industry as father ad son.
Lovebird: Huh!? You're my father!?
Breathtaker: Well I had had a few too many shrimp kebabs and... well one thing led to another and I wound up playing Bingo for seven hours. A few years later, in an unrelated incident, I met your mother and we had you.
6. Visdin... We Hardly Knew Ye; and Maybe We Didn't Want to:
Vezyfher: Ladies and gentleman I beleive we can now prove beyond the shadow of a dobut that Visdin is quite the jerk. I would like to point out a little tidbit from the last chapter to you... Please read post three of the latest chapter before continuing. Waiting... waiting... okay you're finished.
*draws Chrysanthemum and gestures with it emphatically*
Vezyfher: So Visdin knew that the Breathtaker was a ruthless killer correct? And he knew EXACTLY what his act consisted of, correct? So my dear audience, why did this so called "hero" let the entire room die before taking any action!? Seriously!? I mean he could have saved an entire audience worth of people! I may be a beautiful and incredibly dashing individual but that just seems wrong.
*holds up a Breathtaker Flier*
Vezyfher: I would also like to point out that apparently some nutjobs are actually hyping up a performance in which EVERYONE DIES! Furthermore, if everyone dies, how did THEY know it was a great show? And does anyone know where I can find Ringmaster pants in my size... wait, back to the point. I will now read to you from the actual flier used to promote the show:
"This act is KILLER!"
"It's DROP-DEAD amazing!"
"The Breathtaker uses magic to strangle you and take your money."
"He's available for children's parties!"
01-Nov-2009 05:11:51