More found poems! This one is purely from Twilight, written to make Twilight sound as terrible as possible.
Twilight, Die.
Die in the place of someone else.
Someone less erratic, hare-brained.
A real crying jag,
With a glitch in brain,
Circling around like an idiot,
"I'm Isabella Swan,"
boring, a nasal buzzing sound,
stammered, blushed, tripped
You're a hit on self-esteem just by being in the same room,
A chalky pale, purplish bruise-like case of sour grapes,
I want to vomit.
It is just humiliating,
Your sure-to-be-pitiful attempts at vampires,
Speed, strength, "beauty," pale, cold-skinned, immortal...
But glistening? glittering? dazzling?
Pathetic.
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
19-Jul-2011 00:02:33