“Someone has been eating my ambrosia, and it’s all gone!” Mars cried. Mars at the time was not an adult but a small child. The three gods moved into the throne room.
“Someone has been sitting in my throne,” Jupiter said.
“Someone has been sitting in my throne, too,” Juno moaned.
“Someone has been sitting in my throne, and it’s broken into a thousand pieces!* Little Mars cried. The three gods moved upstairs, each going to their bedrooms.
“Someone has been sleeping in my bed,” Jupiter snapped.
“Someone has been sleeping in my bed, too,” Juno said.
“Someone has been sleeping in my bed and they’re still here!” Little Mars cried aloud. Jupiter and Juno marched into Little Mars’ bedroom, seeing Discord asleep in the bed. With all the ruckus, Discord had awakened.
“Help!” she screamed. Discord, however, was in the wrong house to receive help. Jupiter raised his hand, lightning bolt materializing.
“I smite thee!” Jupiter screeched, launching the lightning bolt at Discord, destroying her and Little Mars’ bed in the process.
“My bed!” Little Mars squealed, pointing to the pile of ash on the floor. And that is the story of how Discord and all of Mars’ prized possessions were destroyed.
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