And everyone prefers it that way.
Hey! Ho! And up she rises!
Death'll come in all shape-sizes
Put her in a kettle, turn her to a boil
Plant those seeds in the Bandos-blessed soil!
It's a dusky day
So let me show you the way
The goblins have always been gay!
A window opened. Lutesinew looked up in time to duck as an old boot was hurled at her head.
"Leave us alone!" hollered the man who'd thrown it. "Have some damned decency !"
Lutesinew only grinned at him, showing sharp, yellowed teeth. "Send some currency and I'll purchase!" she called back.
"I'll send the other boot!"
Lutesinew leaped to the side as the second boot came hurtling toward her. She paused and stared between the two shoes, blinking beady golden eyes.
~ ~ ~ ~
"What manner of beast keeps two left boots?" Lutesinew complained, taking a swig of her whiskey before offering it to her partner. "Need to stop playing Port Sarim!"
"Aye, aye." Marrowsword nodded sagely, taking the bottle and drinking deep. "Buncha fisher hicks with more left boots than left brains."
"Their brains left, more like! Gone! Poot !"
They were essentially alone in the tavern at the moment. Nobody really liked to eat here when the goblins were at play.
Lutesinew looked around, frowning. "Hey, where's Gobblegrime?"
"Think your girl's out back." Marrowsword slid the bottle back over. "Spectacle named Reldo came by earlier. Had some...opinions."
"Oh, great." Lutesinew climbed off her barstool. "She better not've eaten him. She promised we'd make it out of Sarim without having to check it off the list."
"Who's left on that list, again?" Marrowsword glared at the bartender, who was, in his opinion, taking altogether too long to move to the next patron. He didn't like it when humans watched him.
"Um..." Lutesinew paused in the doorway, spinning around to face him. "Port Sarim. Rimmington. Lumbridge?"
"Lumbridge tried to burn me alive."
"That just how humans say 'hi' to goblins." Lutesinew winked and exited.
Hey! Ho! And up she rises!
Death'll come in all shape-sizes
Put her in a kettle, turn her to a boil
Plant those seeds in the Bandos-blessed soil!
It's a dusky day
So let me show you the way
The goblins have always been gay!
A window opened. Lutesinew looked up in time to duck as an old boot was hurled at her head.
"Leave us alone!" hollered the man who'd thrown it. "Have some damned decency !"
Lutesinew only grinned at him, showing sharp, yellowed teeth. "Send some currency and I'll purchase!" she called back.
"I'll send the other boot!"
Lutesinew leaped to the side as the second boot came hurtling toward her. She paused and stared between the two shoes, blinking beady golden eyes.
~ ~ ~ ~
"What manner of beast keeps two left boots?" Lutesinew complained, taking a swig of her whiskey before offering it to her partner. "Need to stop playing Port Sarim!"
"Aye, aye." Marrowsword nodded sagely, taking the bottle and drinking deep. "Buncha fisher hicks with more left boots than left brains."
"Their brains left, more like! Gone! Poot !"
They were essentially alone in the tavern at the moment. Nobody really liked to eat here when the goblins were at play.
Lutesinew looked around, frowning. "Hey, where's Gobblegrime?"
"Think your girl's out back." Marrowsword slid the bottle back over. "Spectacle named Reldo came by earlier. Had some...opinions."
"Oh, great." Lutesinew climbed off her barstool. "She better not've eaten him. She promised we'd make it out of Sarim without having to check it off the list."
"Who's left on that list, again?" Marrowsword glared at the bartender, who was, in his opinion, taking altogether too long to move to the next patron. He didn't like it when humans watched him.
"Um..." Lutesinew paused in the doorway, spinning around to face him. "Port Sarim. Rimmington. Lumbridge?"
"Lumbridge tried to burn me alive."
"That just how humans say 'hi' to goblins." Lutesinew winked and exited.
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