"Well, it looks like a couple more people invited a newcomer..." Genzen said wistfully as he waited for Joppi to enter through the door. Joppi remained silent, but a quiet groan emanated from his being as he walked through the door.
The room was black, save for a single, white string dangling in the middle of the room. Joppi made his way towards the string, pulling it to turn on the light bulb above. As his eyes were penetrated by bright light, he jumped back and shrieked.
"Yo, what's poppin'?" a man asked him quizzically, raising an eyebrow. The man had an extraordinarily loud, nasal voice that wheedled itself into Joppi'* brain. "Likin' what you see?" he grinned, stretching out his arms and bending back, letting his abnormally large belly protrude out from the tight shirt he had on. The tight, plaid shirt was printed with large white letters that spelled out the alphabet.
"No..." Joppi whispered, terrified as he backed away, "not really..."
"Sit?" the man asked as he pulled a table closer to them. He motioned for the petrified Joppi to come towards the newcomer, and sighed, as if he didn't have all day. "C'mon, I have a cardio class to kick up soon!" he whined, placing his leg on top of the table as his foot broke right through the wood. As the wood snapped, the fat on his leg jiggled violently.
"Sweet Saradomin..." Joppi whispered as he shivered. "A-are you the guy I need to mentor?"
"Yes, sir," the stranger grinned, showing his one tooth as he scratched his thick, bushy hair. "I'm Letters, by the way."
"Uh, don't want to know," Joppi replied as he pinched his nose and sidled his way towards the table. He didn't sit down, however, as the astoundingly large leg was still occupying the table. "So, uh, want to go out and get started?"
"Oh, not really!" Letters said cheerfully. "It's just the two of us in here, so why don't we talk for a bit?"
"Uh," Joppi stuttered, "don't really want to. Dark room, all alone, you're wearing short-shorts... Not a good idea."
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