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Joppi rounded the corner quickly as he sprinted out of the building, muttering short phrases cursing both Snake for being an idiot and Scouteh for totally crushing his “apprentice”. However, while he was distracted by his own mumblings, he ran right into a large wall that hadn’t been there before.

“What the…?”

Pressing his hand to the wall, Joppi felt it mold beneath his fingertips, but not break. Startled by this newfound block, he did*’t notice Genzen come from behind (/innuendo). “Hello, Joppi.”

Joppi jumped and leaned back against the wall with small beads of sweat dripping from his brow. “Hey, buddy!” he exclaimed. “What’s up?”

“Oh, nothing,” Genzen replied, seemingly nonchalant. “You know, a giant smoldering pile of ash sitting right in the middle of my forum with pieces of a member splattered around the area and short shorts dangling from a chair nearby really doesn’t surprise me anymore.”

“Oh?”

“Mm. Now, hurry up and stop acting like that. We’ve got work to do,” Genzen commanded.

Joppi nodded and hopped to his feet before beginning to follow Genzen, but stopped short and asked: “What’s with this wall here?”

“Precaution.”

“…I’m a mod. Shouldn’t I be able to go through things like this?”

“Let me think… no."

Joppi tilted his head towards the ground and began to follow Genzen, who held a bag in his hand that he hadn’t noticed before. The bag was squirming all about, but, ever few moments, Genzen would kick the bag and whatever was inside would go motionless for a bit. Joppi wondered who it could be, but then heard the comforting “hiss” and decided it was only Snake, and not anyone of real importance.

“Alright, Joppi. Here’s the deal,” Genzen said as he stopped and tossed the bag into a corner. Joppi hadn’t even paid attention to where they were going, and noticed that they were in a new room that he hadn’t been in before. “This is the Administration Room. Obviously it’s blocked off to anyone that doesn’t Admin or whatever.”

02-Nov-2008 17:45:46 - Last edited on 02-Nov-2008 17:47:58 by CaptChekaka

CaptChekaka

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“Err… What’re we doing here?”

Genzen sighed and motioned for Joppi to sit down in one of his extravagant, pink, fluffy armchairs, and then did the same before saying: “Even though I am the manliest man of men….” He paused, taking a sip of his beer that sat on the counter. “I need some help. You see, reports have come in that “The Mole” has gone a whole other route than what I originally planned for him to do, and, well, I can’t stop him.”

“What?” Joppi asked. “You’re the freaking Admin!”

“Well,” Genzen said with a slight chuckle, “I forgot who was ‘The Mole’ was.” Joppi looked at him dumbfounded for a moment before Genzen exclaimed, “I can do that! I’m the Admin, remember!” and then went back to sulking in his chair.

“So, what do you need me to do, exactly?”

“I need you to gather up the members of the RS­B­C for a surprise announcement, relating to this issue. I was messaged by "The Mole” telling me that the RS­B­C, and possibly the RSB, was going to be annihilated if we don’t do something.”

“Oh, well that’s not good.”

“…Obviously, Joppi.”

Joppi smirked and leaned back in the chair, asking, “Any ideas on who it is?”

Genzen nodded and motioned Joppi to lean in close, and he did the same. He began to whisper softly into Joppi'* ear when suddenly, Smurf Black came crashing in through the door and witnessed this loving event.

“Smurf! What in hell are you doing here?!” Genzen asked furiously as he and Joppi split quickly.

Smurf, colored a dark blue due to paint he dumped onto himself to seem more “smurfish”, held a look of both surprise and anger on his face as he began to back up through the doorway. Smurf quietly muttered, “I knew the administration was close, but isn’t this taking it a bit too far?” He then turned to Genzen and screamed, “I thought we had something!” before bolting out of the door in tears.

Joppi and Genzen looked at each other blankly before Joppi stood up, shaking his head, and went out the door towards the Discussion area.

02-Nov-2008 17:45:58 - Last edited on 02-Nov-2008 17:48:56 by CaptChekaka

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