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Chapter 44
Elite Noob: Well, I'm out of ideas on how to make money. Merchanting is gone, mugging is gone, even playing at the casino has lost it's magic.
John: That's it! Magic!
Elite Noob: What?
John: Let's train magic!
Elite Noob: How do we train magic?
John: We mine rune essence, craft it into runes, collect the correct amount of runes, then click on a basic interface.
Elite Noob: Gee, all that work? Well, at least we'll be able to go into the wilderness and kill innocent people for no reason.
John: There's a rune essence mine down the street, let's go mine there.
*Elite Noob and John walk to the Rune Essence mine, their minds so enraptured by the glory of bad graphics that they fail to notice the rune essence scattered on the floor*
Elite Noob: Time to mine!
*Elite Noob barely taps his pickaxe on the stone, when an arrow grazes his left shoulder*
Security Guard: Aha! The last macroers! You shall be delt with and forced to the Desert Mines!
John: But we just got at this mine...
Security Guard: Shut up macroing program! I shall be handsomely rewarded for turning you in!
*End chapter 44 *

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Elite Noob - Final Chapter
Security Guard: All right maggots, you are herby sentenced to life in the desert mines!
Elite Noob: The desert mines? Couldn't you just send us to Lumbridge instead?
Security Guard: Because this is where macroers go, and since Jagex deleted all of them, I have been forced to kidnap pathetic players to indulge my evil senses of gratification.
John: So, you kidnapped us to torture us in this blazing heat, sweltering work condition, and lack of pay?
Security Guard: When you put it that way it seems a little harsh...
Elite Noob: So we're free to go?
Security Guard: No! Back to work slaves!
*Elite Noob and John grudgenly pick up their pickaxes*
John: Uh... so this mining thing.. what is it exactly?
Elite Noob: I'm not sure, but I think it involves throwing these rocks at people's faces.
Security Guard: Let's hear those pickaxes a-choppin'!
John: Here you go!
*John launches the piece of copper at the guard's skull*
*Jagex Mod teleports in front of Security Guard*
Jagex Mod: So how's the new mining system working for y-
*Jagex Mod gets pummeled by pieces of copper*
Mod Andrew: I sense a disturbance in my employee's paycheck!
*Andrew stares at Elite Noob and John*
Mod Andrew: You two again! That's it, it's time to ban you for... abuse of customer support! Any last words?
Elite Noob: I would like to accept this trophy on behalf of-
*Elite Noob, John, and Security Guard fly spiralling into the abyss to BansLand*

--The End--

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