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Ragin Blaze5

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Also I wrote a new chapter in my noob story.

31-Dec-2006 18:55:57

Buckeye91011

Buckeye91011

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part 23: the missing cookies (thanks knight5247 for the idea!!)

torag: ahrim why is verac acting so weird?

ahrim: don't you mean weirdER?

torag: whatever what's he doing?

ahrim: someone ate his cookies or something

torag: ummm.......yeah...about that..

verac: WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!?!??!

*verac explodes*

torag: whatever i'm gonna go watch t.v.

*torag turns on t.v.*

announcer: and now back to-

*verac tackles announcer*

verac: I WANT MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

*cameraman looks up from eating his cookie*

cameraman: oooohhhhhh cr-

*verac throws his flail at him and hits the ccokie*

verac: MINE!!

torag: oookaaaay....new channel

animated bunny: i'm a little bunny wabbit yes i-

verac: give me your cookies you stupid little rabbit!!!!

*verac smashes bunny and little animated cookies start flying out*

verac: NOOOO!!!!!

*verac explodes*

torag: man this is way too graphic to be a kid's show....new channel

*verac walks up behind torag*

verac: I WANT MY COOKIES!!!!!WHAAAAAAAA!!!!

guthan: you can have my cookie shaped hat...

dharok: no guthan don't do it!!!!

karil: too late...

*verac eats guthan'* hat*

guthan: verac you idiot!!!

*guthan throws a chair, misses and hits torag*

*cookie flies out of torag*

verac: YOU ATE MY COOKIES!!!!!!

torag: uhhh.....surprise?

*verac explodes*

ahrim: will someone PLEASE calm him down!!!

*dharok charges at torag for no reason*

dharok: RAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

karil; eh, what the heck

*karil smacks guthan over the head*

*shone kicks ahrim in the face*

shone: oops....i didn't mean it...really!!!

*ahrim turns shone into a banana*

torag: NOOO A BANANA!!!!!!!!!

*torag explodes, which causes dharok to explode because karil put gunpowder in his shoes*

karil; I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!!!

31-Dec-2006 19:44:04 - Last edited on 12-Mar-2007 19:42:25 by Buckeye91011

Buckeye91011

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Allenman44


02-Nov-2006 17:49:28
Hey umm since i love these stories...I'm gonna give you 4 ideas for some stories:

1.Ahrim Becomes dumb and the rest of the brothers need help since ahrim is i mean "was" like the only that could read signs and buy food at good prices.

2.The brothers get seperate kingdoms and everyone wants the other kingdoms.

3.The Noob world war happens and there are only 50 very good players and everyone else are noobs.the noobs use too much noobiness and only the barrow bros. are left alive
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thank allenman i'm gonna use at least 2 of those ideas

31-Dec-2006 20:10:58

Buckeye91011

Buckeye91011

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part 24: ahrim turns dumb (Thanks allenman!!)

guthan: hey ahrim i'm on the internet and i dunno if this hat is expensive or cheap

ahrim: guthan it's-

*dharok suddenly hits ahrim over the head with a safe*

ahrim: duuuhhhhhhh....cheap

*blue wizard hat is 500k on th internet*

guthan: okay thanks ahrim

ahrim: der

verac: WE'RE OUT OF COOKIES WE NEED TO GO TO THE STORE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*bros. go to wal-mart*

*dharok hides behind clothes stand and pulls out a mini laser light and points it at someone's head*

*verac sees the laser on the person's head*

verac: SNIPER GET DOWN!!!!

*verac tackles him*

dharok: hee hee hee

karil: c'mon guys let's go!!

torag: okay we need cereal

dharok: ahrim which box has cookies in it, cookie mix or...what's this say....lighter fluid

*ahrim bangs his head on the lighter fluid*

verac: yup that's it

*verac throws it in cart*

karil: ahrim are you sure?

ahrim: YYYUUUEEEEPPPERAG**!!!!

karil: i guess so....

*guys check out and get in torag's hummer*

*bros. drive down road and there's a speed limit sign that says 15 miles and hour*

torag: ahrim how fast does that sign say?

ahrim: uhhh......duuuhhh......3940?

torag: works for me

*torag starts driving 3940 miles an hour and hits a bump and verac flies through the roof and gets run over by a tank*

*torag gets pulled over by a cop*

cop: sir do you know how fast you were goin'?

torag: uhh....2?

cop: well that's the second time you got pulled over so i'm gonna have to fine you. do you have your driver's liscense with you?

torag thinks in his mind: *verac had it...and he just got run over by a tank*

torag: u*hh...it just got run over by a tank..

cop: riiiggghhht.....

dharok: here you can use mine

*dharok hands officer his liscense*

*cop looks at the photo id and then back at dharok*

cop: sir, i don't believe you have a mohawk..?

dharok: oh....

31-Dec-2006 20:28:00

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