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Buckeye91011

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People I am sorry to say I am quitting RuneScape in 12 days. Here is why.

1. Poor archery updates (Archery is my favorite, and so is many others')

2. Overloading scammers, noobs, and still macroers are able to get rich

3. Jagex has only about twice made an update a player has suggested. I would really like more player ideas to be noticed.

4. A BLUE HAT is 400 million gold...? That's just not right!

5. People randomly getting banned and muted. My friend got muted once for no apparant reason. He got permenantly banned after that.

6. Poor customer support. (my friend has had his ban appeal pending for about a month now -.-)

I have a lot more, but I don't feel like typing..


I will try to make as many parts of the story as possible until I quit. Please keep my thread alive and share it with other players. My goal is to get at least 10 more parts of the story in. (Maybe one per day.)

14-Aug-2006 03:57:54 - Last edited on 14-Aug-2006 04:01:04 by Buckeye91011

Buckeye91011

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it just sickens me to see people getting scammed everyday, hacked, and people macroing.. RuneScape is supposed to be fun, not people scamming macroing and horrasing other players..




sorry i gotta go keep my thread alive please

14-Aug-2006 04:03:01 - Last edited on 14-Aug-2006 04:04:35 by Buckeye91011

Buckeye91011

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--------------part 16, originally by rennac14, Holloween------
*dharok punches verac in the face for no reason and verac goes to hospital*

doctor: well verac, you can go home now, however you are still going to be seriously bandaged, so be careful with that body cast.

verac: well at least i get to go home -.-

ahirm: yes! and just in time for our third favorite holiday!

all: HOLLOWEEN! YAY!!


(back at the house)


ahrim: ok, this is the time where we find out where who is going as what! in other words, a costume check. ah dharok, you are going as...torag?

dharok: yup! i dont know why, but i thought it would be funny

ahrim: uuhh huh...karil, i see you are going as a lawyer?

karil: no...i'm going as emril.

ahrim: i see. guthan! wtf guthan?? did you just pop in from the little house on the prarie!?

guthan: aw, come on! i wanna go as laura ingless wilder

ahrim: ok fine. but dont come crying to me when people call you a weirdo...

guthan: k.

ahrim: aannnnnyway, verac, you obviously have no choice but to go as a mummy.

verac: and i wanted to be the red power ranger too

ahrim: lol. and torag....you are going as....a ghost?

torag: naaaaah, im going as a bedsheet

ahrim: ok, but seriously are you going as a ghost?

torag: no, seriously. im going as a bedsheet

ahrim: ooooooooooooooooook... and of course ill be handing out candy as always. so you guys will have to go trick-or-treating without me.

all: k




(to be continued)

14-Aug-2006 04:12:04 - Last edited on 20-Aug-2006 04:20:21 by Buckeye91011

Buckeye91011

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--------part 17, originally by rennac14, Holloween part 2-------

ahrim: well you guys better get on to trick or treating before u miss out on everything that ends up in the garabage anyway.

all: k

(first house)

dharok: well this is the first house! *rings doorbell*

all: trick or treat! smell my feet! give me something good to eat! if you dont, i dont care, ill pull down your- GUTHAN NO!!!!!

guthan: oh...i thought you ment litterally...

*house owner slams door*

verac: oh real nice guthan! this is the 3rd year in a row you've done this!

karil: and we might of gotten something good out of it too

torag: i still think its funny every time

guthan: ok ok! i get the hint! lets just move on.

(second house)

all: they sing the trick or treat song whilist looking over guthan)

dharok: ah sweet! i got crunch!

karil: i got m&m's :)

verac: i got asprin and painkiller -.-

dharok: lmao, lets t-p some houses!

guthan: ok! *picks up verac and throws him over a house*

torag: oh real nice, now we gotta pay more doctor bills and verac has to recover more injuries.

verac: oh the pain........

karil: guthan, you're gonna be lucky if your own brother doesnt sue you for throwing him over a house.

dharok: ugh, *calls and abulence- 5 minutes L8er it arrives and takes up verac again*- lets just move on to the next house.

(third house)

houseowner: oh no! not guthan again! just please dont sing the song!!

dharok: dont worry, if he does we will just have to use this tazer on him.

guthan: (i remember the tazer...last time they shocked me with it i wet my pants

karil: what was that guthan?

guthan: oh nothing...

dharok: well we better get back to ahrim. he wont last long without us

torag: vise versa dharok- we cant live without ahrim

dharok: oh -.-

(back at the bros house)

ahrim: so how was trick or treating? and furthermore, where is verac?

dharok: guthan threw him over a house...

14-Aug-2006 04:13:05 - Last edited on 20-Aug-2006 04:20:44 by Buckeye91011

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