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Inferi

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She knew before arriving in the room that she was the second to arrive, and that the first - even if there were three living creatures by the one chair - was one that she didn’t always mesh well with. It wasn’t that he had a bad character or anything like that, but more that their methods of operation were just very different. Stealth, trickery, traps…such things were not what she liked to use, preferring to just go head-to-head with whatever the problem was and dealing with it that way.

Still, it could be worse…and she expected that it would be. There were too many people here that were unpleasant to be around, but such was the way things were if you chose to take part in banditry in a geopolitical situation such as this.

So, what idea have you cooked up this time?
” she asked the Don, taking a seat across from Zin and purposefully putting her feet up on the table and leaning back in her chair. Someone had to maintain the status quo, after all.
Done in by the dubious doings of destiny.

28-Aug-2022 19:08:59

Azi Demonica

Azi Demonica

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Elephantine legs thudded and echoed--Gutsus appeared, a blubbery behemoth with bulging biceps. Squeezing through the doorway, he looked around with his beady eyes, trying to figure out the situation.

“What’s next, boss?”

Gutsus needed a few seconds to walk over, Ragmuffin’s head popping out from under the table, having finished sniffing the floor in the hopes of finding dropped things that had no chance of ending up here during Sameya’s gambling.

Whiskers twitching, Ragmuffin’s nose ended up before a Gloomhound maw. She flinched from what she perceived as a toothy threat (ironically red-eyed like her), scurrying underneath the table to the other side.

“Dog-things very-lots dangerous! Why here!?” Ragmuffin looked up--a giant rear came crashing down as Gutsus plopped on the floor by the table, still bigger than everyone else even when sitting!

Ragmuffin barely had the time to wiggle free from her cumbersome demise. She skittered on the spot, aggressively pointing a noxious vial at her wouldbe yet oblivious crusher. “Stupid fat-thing! Big body, no brains!”

Gutsus turned his head, face pausing with confusion for a couple moments. “Hunh?” He pinched the smoking vial with his fingers and examined it with what little intelligence an Ogre had.

“Super-very poison! Kill entire Ogre tribe instant-immediate!” Ragmuffin hissed.

Gutsus drank it like a shot glass.

Ragmuffin greedily rubbed her paws together. “M hm hm mm hm hm ...yyyesss.”

Nothing happened.

Ragmuffin paused. Her ears pricked, tail flicking. She blinked once, twice...

Gutsus tossed the vial, glass smashing against the wall, residue slightly eroding the wall. The Ogre was unbothered. “I ffink dat reminds me of a stew long ago, once!”

29-Aug-2022 05:49:07 - Last edited on 29-Aug-2022 05:50:55 by Azi Demonica

Fysyx

Fysyx

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Marianne was at an impasse. She stared at the canvas, puzzled. She had been working on a recreation of Abbott McMallard’s Whaling Vessel off the Crimson Coast, an unappreciated "portrait" from McMallard’s early period. The painting depicts the FV Winder, waves crashing against its bow, the imposing Crimson Coast looming in the background. The whole tableau is drenched in a supple orange glow from the setting sun, causing an appealing effect of ambiguity—where does the lands end and the surf begin?—which prominent critics suggest was in support of McMallard’s political project. The critics, of course, didn’t understand the piece. Not like Marianne did.

She had spent the last several days recreating it, with meticulous care. Thanks to her masterful talent and eminent visual memory, she was able to reproduce it, after having seen it only twice in gallery over four years ago, down to the slightest detail. Almost. She had gotten everything to the finest hesitance in the brush strokes, every quaver in the waves, but it was still missing something, however much the uninitiated would declare it an exact replica. It was missing the it , the electric vivacity that characterizes McMallard’s work. It was perfect. How could it be wrong?

She was interrupted in her contemplation by one of her comrades, a nondescript fellow whom she was convinced was cursed with a name that could not be remembered.
"It took forever to find you. You’re wanted in the scheming room," he said.
"I’ve been here, working."
He squinted. "Looks like you’ve been just sitting here."
"I’m thinking, trying to solve a problem. It’s a part of my art practice.”
His eyes narrowed. He stared at the recreation for a moment. "This isn’t art."

He turned around and stood in the doorframe, looking back at Marianne. "The crew needs you. Art can wait." She did her best to keep a neutral face, and she set her pallet and brushes down, following.

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09-Sep-2022 02:24:05

Fysyx

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She was surprised to find the room so empty, given she seemed to have left the crew waiting for such a time. The Don, Zin, Sameya, Gutsus, and Ragmuffin were already seated. Marianne walked up, meeting the gazes of the crew that looked at her entrance, and sat down, kicking her feet onto the table. It wasn’t generally her style, but she made an exception for this table. She looked down the table at the Don, catching his eyes, and she nodded. She was ready. 404 SIGNATURE NOT FOUND

09-Sep-2022 02:24:32

D F Angel

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To sit the slanted throne, one had to do more than simple banditry. One had to be enterprising. Forward-thinking. Looking for that extra angle - a cut above the rest.

The Don kept in his keep a surplus of orphans, kindly escorted from unkindly homes to serve as cup bearers and clothes washers and all the other tasks no true thief would ever demean themselves to. Donatola split them into two groups as they aged - the Unlikely Ones, the mean bruisers, the ones whose traumas could never pass in polite society; these were destined to be bandits themselves - and the Likely Ones, those with a polish and a bit of training that could develop into well-adjusted young individuals.

The Likely Ones, when of age, were sent off to be servants in good homes - and be the genesis of a profitable information network for the Don. In their youth, these individuals were trained in the etiquette of the elite, and their greatest asset was their ability to produce restaurant-grade food at the drop of a hat.

As porks and beefs, garliced loafs and buttered breads, as pastas and rice and noodles, vegetables of green of yellow of red, a veritable feast to the eyes - and more importantly to the stomach - was put on the scheming table by the Likely Ones, the Don turned to acknowledge each of his summoned minions in turn.

"Yes Zin - I think this one's going to be a bold hit. It'll start small but grow sinister in the doing, you mark my words." He gave a nod at Sameya as she asked her question in turn - though it was a wasted gesture on her, of course.

"I have it on good authority that the Lady Charbella De-Mortefasé has, through no merit of her own, come to inherit her father's county. Her poor, dear brothers and father got themselves nobly killed in the king's foreign war. To protect her lands from greedy, neighbouring barons, the Lady's disreputable uncle has hastily arranged her betrothal to Lord Carrick Belmont."
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22-Sep-2022 20:01:33

D F Angel

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At this, Donatola produced a map and unfurled it across the table, slapping away ribs and wine bottles and any other obstacle, then pinning down the corners with various silver cups filled with dips.

"In order to avoid abduction from her dearest neighbours, and to avoid some - hehe - some well-known banditry, I've deduced this will be the safest path." He gestured to a road which connected the two estates of the nobles. "You know the drill, inconspicuous rock-fall here," he pointed near some hills, "conveniently fallen-over tree here," another gesture, "and her carriage will be forced to take a detour through this valley," a final stab of the finger. "That's where we hit it."

The Don took an aside glance as some smoke was emerging from the wall where a rat-poison - or at least, a poison fashioned by a rat - was now smouldering at the structure. The Don gave a disinterested shrug and continued.

"So, the specifics. The carriage cannot be damaged in any way. The guards are to be disposed of, but try to keep their clothes from being bloodied. Our noble lady is, of course, to be kept safe for ransom. The uncle will be sure to have petitioned a sorcerer to aid in the transfer; and there'll probably be things I couldn't guess at. No escapees. No witnesses to tell the tale. We take the carriage, the clothes, dispose of the evidence and carry on to Lord Belmont's estate in the Lady De-Mortefasé's place. That's where our big score comes in - but we'll worry about that once we've dealt with the armed guards."

Leaning back, the Don scanned those gathered. "Please, eat up. Get what you need to get. Fornicate if that's a prerequisite to your skullduggery. Just be ready to head out at the next post."
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22-Sep-2022 20:01:37

Azi Demonica

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With a satisfying belch, Gutsus finished his meal--with a snappy skitter-leap, Ragmuffin snatched a few bits of the Ogre's food without him noticing.

Once everything was concluded, presumably everyone would head towards their objectives: carriage, capture, ransom...

24-Sep-2022 17:28:48

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