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Dedle5

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I’m a little torn here, Jon. It’s so unfortunate that I have to do this to you.

Honestly, I think you** probably be in my position as the most revered and recognised name in the company if I wasn’t here. But unfortunately I am here. And unfortunately I love these exchanges because they allow me to partake in two of my passions. 1) Writing. And 2) Putting people back in their place.

You need to remember, Jon, that I’m still Dedle5. And you? You’re still 027jonathan or Blazekid27 – or whatever the **** you want to be called. I’ve always been the leader, you’ve always been the *****. That’s the way it will always be; because people don’t change. You’re still a miserable little kid stuck at home, talking of Shavrae being mediocre when you don’t even reach mediocrity. And I’m still the same as I always have been.

Yes, I’m two-faced when it suits my cause. Yes, I play games. Yes, I lie. Yes, I cheat. Yes, I manipulate. Yes, I twist and turn and writhe and snap at your ankles like a snake. I’m Ruthless, Jon. I’m gorgeous and I’m eloquent. I’m a poet to these people.

Jon you don’t even see it; not only are we contradicting you, but you’re contradicting yourself. You’ve called me a “Shepard among sheep” and talked about “how everybody falls under [my] spell” as I manipulated my way to the top, but then you state that I kissed ass to get where I was. Which one is it Jon? Or is your feeble little brain incapable of making up its mind? Is it incapable of comprehending a little word called coherency? Are you just throwing wild haymakers, hoping to land one with your eyes firmly shut?

See what I've done there? I've wrapped you up and turned you upside down. You don't even know what you're saying anymore such is the extent to which I've ****** you up.

04-Jun-2014 22:39:34 - Last edited on 04-Jun-2014 22:57:24 by Dedle5

Dedle5

Dedle5

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Accept the truth, Jon. I have never ‘brown nosed’ anybody in my entire life. But we both know you have. Because the amount of times I had to slap your unsightly face away from my arse before you stuck your nose in as far as you could is a number which could rival Brama’s impressive statistic. And that’s really saying something.

You can try your hardest to make out I’ve sucked up to others, but when the people of this industry have seen you suck up to me on countless occasions, you really lose the authenticity in your argument.

Have you noticed how much you praise me in your posts? Even when being derogatory toward me you have to accept I’m a goddamn genius, because not accepting that would be to lie to yourself. But when I post about you, I don’t have to accept anything positive about you. Because you really are just a loser.

A highlight of your post is when you say you don’t care, Jon. Because I think you care more than anyone else here. This place – RuneScape * is the only place where you’re accepted. The only place where you can act the way you do; hidden away behind that screen with one hand in a packet of Doritos and the other down your ******* trousers. You talk about not being bothered to build a company to new heights. Not being bothered to achieve something. You know who else never bothered to achieve something, Jon? No-one I can think of. Because those who don’t achieve anything aren’t remembered. They become irrelevant. They become names lost in time. They become self-loathing little men; angry at the world.

But that’s okay Jon. Because here’s where I show solidarity with you. I’d be angry at the world as well if God had given me your characteristics. You look like you were pulled from your mother’s womb as a foetus and injected with botox. You sound like someone ripped out your voice box and replaced it with a dog toy. You type like someone who’s missing all twenty-three chromosomes.

04-Jun-2014 22:40:01

Dedle5

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Don’t **** with me, Jon, because I’ve embarrassed smarter and more credible people than you. Even if you’d gone on with WWF, it would never have reached the heights of NWF. And even if you’d gone on with NWF, you’d never have reached the heights of Dedle5’s Presidency. You were doomed from the start Jon. Do you think I would’ve installed someone as President who I thought had a chance of bettering me? Do me a favour. Such a notion doesn’t even compute with my brain such would be the idiocy. Fuchsy always had a chance of equalling my reign and progressing NWF, but he needed a fall guy to take the rap of me leaving first. That was you, Jon. You were used.

Fuchsy can blame EOC for the premature ending of his Presidency. Whereas your ending wasn’t even premature – it was written from the very beginning.

Now we move onto real life, Jon. Because this topic is my favourite.

While you stayed in the same old town, moving the same old boxes, going out with the same old… – No, sorry scratch that one – I was the other side of the world living the dream. No-one gets sent to Australia anymore, Jon. This isn’t the 19th century. Gap years are common place for people with social skills and good looks. I’d advise you to take one in the future – after you gain a personality and go through extensive plastic surgery, that is.

All insults aside though, I always seem to end up in the same place when I exchange words with you. At the end of the day, none of this matters. I can go out and be Edward Owen Smith. You can go out and be pushed around for being ginger, pointed at for your receding hairline and laughed at for your Spiderman pyjamas. That’s not even an insult, ladies and gentlemen – he genuinely has those.

Once again, Jon, I repeat what I said to you when I interrupted your babbling posts. You’ve already lost. And whilst you don’t think you have, the amount of people PMing me about how much they’ve enjoyed my posts and enjoyed laughing at you says otherwise.

04-Jun-2014 22:40:22

Zeratcher
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04-Jun-2014 23:59:12

Brama

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WWE Universe,

After a turn of events has transitioned WWE from a place of duelling to a weekday soap opera, I would like to step in and give you all an update, as well as a few comments, on the happenings in World Wrestling Entertainment.

Right off the bat, I would like to get out of the way the verification of the announcement on the Ban of Drygores. After further testing with the armors most often used in RuneScape Wrestling, it became clear to me that a weapon(s) of their magnitude has no place in an event vying to be fair to everyone equally. Therefore, they're outlawed in normal rules matches, and will go back to being legal for the hardcore matches.

And now, and update for you on Over the Limit.

The Pay-Per-View will be our first show since Extreme Rules, which just so happened to be... A Pay-Per-View. To my knowledge, this is the first time in the history of this business that this will happen. Fear not, Universe, I've got big plans for this Pay-Per-View that will leave you all speechless. You're going to WANT to be there to witness this.

WWE tends to rely on one match to advertise as the Main Event match of a show. However, this PPV is different in the fact that we have decided a TRIPLE HEADER MAIN EVENT. This is huge for our Company, as it is the first time that THREE matches have the starpower, the emotion, and the overall need to be billed as a Main Event. Therefore, the following 3 Matches will headline our show:

Main Event 1 - Jonathan Jeffery vs. 305pitbull (C) - Last Man Standing
Main Event 2 - Zeratcher (C) vs. ??? - Match Type TBD
Main Event 3 - Brama Bull2 vs. Dedle5 - Match Type TBD

A Main Event scene already guaranteeing a PPV for the ages.

Which brings me to my next topic...

Dedle.

05-Jun-2014 00:43:27 - Last edited on 05-Jun-2014 00:44:16 by Brama

Brama

Brama

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Dedle,

For the better part of two months now, I've watched you parade around this forum and RAW (because you.. failed to show up to Extreme Rules) claiming to be superior to nearly everyone that came before and after you. While you claim that you're an innovator - completely original - what Jon says has validity. You do indeed remind the WWE Universe of someone who acted in the same manner - as an Adolf, if you will.

Wow, funny. The man that could be credited for creating you - Spr. When it is stated that you couldn't have survived without riding the coattails of Spr, there's nothing you can deny. The LDF loyal carried and built this industry, shaping it, even now. The difference between you and Spr? He knew when enough was enough. He didn't ask for a big hurrah as he left. He didn't return to attempt to prove his prestige, his respect, or his power. Thus, Dedle, while near-exact, you're far more blind than the man who hosted an Alphabet Match... YOU, Dedle, are a plagiarism.

You speak of your power, you speak of your legion of people that supported you, and you speak of your ability to outperform.

Let's make something clear to you, Dedle. In the matter of near two months, you've managed to destroy just about every ounce of credibility you held. What's left, I bottle up and send packing, along with you, at Over the Limit.

Again, another point for Jon in the fact that it really is ironic, Dedle. The fact that you attempted to outcast me, attempted to distinguish me as a nothing - even attempting to tear my company apart from within, a few times.

AND... Now look. The writing is on the walls, my friend. You've got nothing left. Your last hurrah will send you out as the man that tried, and failed, to once again paint a picture of incapability using WWE and myself as the canvas.

Now, Dedle, we know you wouldn't want that, would you? To... Be shown up..?

Get ready, bud. It's about to happen.

05-Jun-2014 00:43:40

Brama

Brama

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Now, Jonathan Jeffery.

Let me make something clear to you. This is my company. The Champions of this company are MY Champions. You, you're no longer on the last. While you have the opportunity, I'd advise you shutting your damn mouth. Disgracing and excusing the value of the Champions of WWE will not be tolerated in any amount. You wouldn't tolerate it if someone were to excuse you, would you? I mean, come on. Is that not what you're fighting for with Dedle? Show some class, sir.

Shavrae - who in the hell do you think you are? You, too, had best remember who it is that books your matches. Who was it, Shav, that allowed you to partake in a match with the man who defines WWE? Who was it, Shav, that allows you to continue to attempt to climb the rungs of the ladder to the WWE Mountaintop?

Right... That would be me.

Let's not confused a feud for ridiculous ********. What you're speaking towards me is the latter.

An attempt to build your RSW resume is one thing - an attempt to overtake the most powerful man in RSW today is another.

Choose wisely. Because, Shav, let's be honest. We've seen you attempt to be me. And you're still trying to find your footing.

Dedle, Jon and Shav - do not mistake my posts as discrediting what you've done for this industry. Because in one way or another you've all managed to throw a little ingredient into the pot. However, the lot of you wouldn't be here today if it weren't for me.

And that - that's something I can say isn't plagiarized.



I'll see all of you at Over the Limit. Until then, let's remember who's in charge. And let's all remember why we're here.



-Brama
WWE President

05-Jun-2014 00:43:53

Shavaking

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To Jon:

There was never anything to 'downplay' which is the funniest part. Your posts are filled with lies and things that not only aren't true, but also are reminiscent of your career - exaggerated to your own degree. You type out things that never happen and sit there conjuring up thoughts of things they don't exist and never have. I could disbar all of your quotes and claims as easily as you could lock lips with a man; the problem here is that I'm so far ahead of you it's hilarious. I've never had food stamps or welfare in my life, I work for more than minimum wage, I'm going to be attending school, and I'm going to be finished with undergrad most likely before you. LOL

On the basis of my family, for my final month before travelling the country they begged me to stay with them so I could save up money. They wanted me to live here free of charge for 3 months but I couldn't stand the idea. Everything you say is misinformed and deceptive to say the least. You're nothing but a ****-boy whose career has been the equivalent of a barking dog until you got an account from someone and won a couple of titles. You sit around ready with your face implanted on a bathroom stall waiting for another GM's **** to pierce through the glory hole before you, eager to 'earn' another 'shot' in anyway you can (pun very intended).

While you claim that we're the ones depressed you mask yourself, you think because I'm moving in with someone in a state I planned to move to for 3.5 years because I knew them online? You're not even capable a being called a joke Jon. You've never been 'the man', yet you act as if I rode coat tails in any of the aforementioned 'sports'. I am the certified greatest player of all time in NRC, I've got 4 rings in the RFL and MVPs around the board and I've won every essential title here. I never needed help Jon, you did. You begged for exposure to get on teams. You begged for title matches. You begged for anything you've ever gotten.

05-Jun-2014 02:21:25

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