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Dedle5

Dedle5

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Okay, I’ve had enough of this imbecile.

They say that imitation is the greatest form of flattery. But when a snotty nosed, squeaky voiced sycophant tries to mimic me and pull it off it legitimate such imitation becomes insulting rather than flattering.

I wish to point out how hilariously predictable this ******* moron is. Nearly two months ago, I made my unexpected return, and began a course of writing promotional Forum messages and educating people on my ideals.

Soon afterwards, I find myself with a band of imitators and try-hards, led by “YouWillRage”, writing their own poorly worded, grammatically incorrect and downright abhorrent essays - attempting, with little success, to put as many 'big words' into their work as possible so that they might appear even slightly intelligent.

I haven't written anything on these Forums for nearly two weeks and, when I stopped my messages, so did everybody else. But now - when I start my messages again? Jon follows me once more. But whilst you idolise me, Jon, you will never, ever be me. You will never be as ruthless, as gorgeous or as eloquent as I am. You look like an abortion and have the mental capacity of a ******* greenfly.

That he calls himself a poet in his most recent post is laughable – the clearest example yet of his blatant plagiarism. He lacks the imagination to be his own person. Get it through your mind Jon. I am The Poet. You don’t even know how to use a ******* semi-colon.

Addressing the WWE Roster: How long do you think Jon took to write his 6000 character piece of trash, of which I read half the first post and decided the rest was irrelevant?

At least Shavrae has some common sense. He can string a sentence together. He understands what I mean when I say this industry has been tainted. He knows the truth.

But Jonathan Jeffery is merely an illusion; a whisper in the wind; a figment of your imagination; a murmur in time; an irrelevant ink blot on a page filled with multiple, equally useless ink dots.

04-Jun-2014 00:13:12 - Last edited on 04-Jun-2014 00:15:28 by Dedle5

Dedle5

Dedle5

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He has not the skill to craft a work of beauty. As a real poet and a real wordsmith, I can recognise when someone is attempting to fool others with their writing ability. The only problem is: Jon is only fooling himself.

No-one is the same on this game as they are in real life. I’ve said that to Tigereye before. While Tigereye plays a badass, he’s nothing more than a punk ass, Postman Pat ***** in real life. While Jon plays a destructive force and a ‘bad-guy’, in real life he is an evangelical waste of space working in a ******* warehouse.

I accept I accentuate my characteristics on this game. I’m not as arrogant or as egotistic in real life. But while Tiger’s been living in his mum’s basement and Jon’s been repetitively moving boxes, I’ve been travelling the world, securing a University placement to study Law and meeting the types of girls Jon and Tiger can only gawp at from afar as they hide their 3 inch *********.

Nevertheless, to deny that Jon is one of the top billed superstars in this company would be to misinform you.

But that Jon is a top billed star in 2014 doesn't mean jack ****.

Because, in the peak years of 2007 and 2008 when I ran RuneScape Wrestling, Jon was on his knees kissing my feet while I stared down at his balding scalp in disgust. Jon was offering blow***** to the rest of my LDF comrades with his gigantic ******* lips and getting rejected time and time again. Jon was clinging to our coattails as we broke through the cloud lining and conquered the zenith of RuneScape Wrestling.

And right now? When I consider the extent to which he still follows and idolises me? When I consider his reference to me as a ‘majestic stallion’? The truth is clear. He still knows his place deep down.

Stay there, Jon. Don’t cause me to raise my hackles again, because the consequences will be severe. You are not The Poet. I am The Poet.

Over the Limit is where all this bull**** ends.

Quote me.
Heed me.
Nevermore.

04-Jun-2014 00:13:29

Zeratcher
Oct Member 2013

Zeratcher

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Probably about time that I made an appearance and I'll keep it brief,

Good to see that I've caught your attention Jon and I must thank you for the compliment. However it is not my days which are numbered. You may have been one of the stars of the old days of RSW but that is the past, You may still be a worthy opponent and are undoubtedly essential within the current WWE but that is all you are, a necessary evil.

YOU will be the one to fall and I look forward to you standing up again because what's a title without a little competition?

Good luck to you Jon and try not to make it too easy for me.
Professional Mace Thrower

04-Jun-2014 00:26:05

SpoderJuan

SpoderJuan

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It's funny how many egotists I've slain during my time in RSW, Dedle5 unfortunately will be the next one that I will jot on the list.

Dedle, fact of the matter is you've accomplished nothing in RSW that I haven't already done. How many World Championships have you held? How many Royal Rumbles have you won? What legends have you conquered here in RSW while they were in their prime that actually mattered? None. Let me educate you on what you're actually known for: Being a hotheaded, manlet who ranted their personal frustrations and demons ranting on a dead proboard site/****** game forum. You are a great trash talker, but you never backed it up when it mattered. I remember when I first bought into your hype when I rejoined, while you feuded with Seto292 and you whipped the floor with him when it came to talking, come LDF III what happened Dedle? You lost. I remember when you left shortly after that, and returned with NWF in the most hyped up return show ever and what happened after that show? NWF closed it's doors, months of hype and you up-talking something **** the bed and fizzled away without question or a word being sad and left everyone in utter disappointment.

You owned one of the most prestigious, legendary corner stones in RSW with NWF. But what if I told you it wasn't you who made NWF? Any legend that I have the up-most respect for could make those groundbreaking moments happen, with what you had as a roster it didn't take much effort, but in comparison with LDF and WWA- it was nothing. You kissed as much ass as Brama has been notorious for doing, and the fact of the power that the people of RSW thought you had intimidated them for not saying anything; until now when you tried to talk to me like every other stoge that actually listened to you like a mindless puppet, and don't try to classify me with that group, for I simply didn't care enough to actually point it out.

Im not done dedle, please see my next post :)

04-Jun-2014 02:18:37

SpoderJuan

SpoderJuan

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Now for you to go out and accuse me, someone who is the most authentic, illustrious RS*er of all time is appalling and you over-stepped your ground. The reason why you were not called out so much during the "prime" years of RSW is because no one wanted to deal with the drama that your little temper had. You have absolutely no leverage when it comes to me and you, other than moments that happened 4 or 5 years ago, which brings me to my point on how we are different.

Your time is over, the way you see yourself is a facade in its own right. In that delusional head of yours, you probably think you closed the doors to RSW. Which is a lie, you didn't, you do not own the right to say that and you never did have the right. And when Over the Limit comes and Brama defeats you and the fallout comes and the questions arise on "where did this downhill spiral start?" It'll be because of the moment you decided to disrespect me.

Since we're talking about the past, let me eliminate the lies that you've convinced yourself into believing.

1. Wanting to be you is an insult to me, I am better than you. I do not wear masks and pretend to be something Im not and the "try-hard" here is you. It's always been that way and it's laughable how you try to reflect that little nugget from you to me.

2. Your "poetry" is ******** that you spread around and get people to buy into, my poetry is facts and action, and my next masterpiece will debut at Over the Limit where I defeat 305pitbull and shove down everyones throat how great I am to anyone and everyone.

3. I never rode your coattails, don't flatter yourself. If you're mentioning the brief period where I tried to be civil on the ****** proboard site than you're pathetic, another lie that the voices in your mad little head forced you to believe. I started from the bottom losing to Ravenie in the first match of a daily RSW show to main eventing countless mania's for World Championships and winning- with dominate fashion.

04-Jun-2014 02:31:17

Zeratcher
Oct Member 2013

Zeratcher

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(¸.•´ (¸.• WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT - A New Generation
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Drygores are once again banned from WWE with immediate effect.

-Ratchet
Board of Directors
Professional Mace Thrower

04-Jun-2014 02:35:22

SpoderJuan

SpoderJuan

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4. Once again, a little gem you reflected from yourself to me: "Imitation is the greatest form of flattery" Are you not the guy who is quoting Armortrolly in your speeches? For what purpose? Because it's a good conclusion? A even more laughable fact, even more so than my use of punctuation and grammar is the fact that you think Armor's words have any sort of meaning to these worms. While you try to claim these random, fabricated, ******** theories such as the famous "Jagex hired Mod Poppy to watch me because she came back from her training in another area the same exact time as I returned to RSW", the theories become exactly how I worded it, its all a mere magician act from your book of tricks for people to buy into.

5. It's funny how the one guy who cares of what you have to say and agrees with it, is the only guy out of the roster who is sucking your ****, and that's Shavrae, who is the only one who has ever rode your coat tails might I add. Moving forward your speeches and how they flow with fluidity is amazing, you're a Shepard among sheep, but watch what you flock because where they're sheep, there is wolves and im a big, bad, ferocious wolf who will tear the larynx out of your neck and show the source of the lies and deceit thats been spread for YEARS, and then ill **** out your corpse and show what a average, irrelevant man Dedle5 actually is.

Very creative rant though Dedle, interesting conspiracy theories. I would of had more sympathy but the whole fact that this is fueled on anger and frustration that you can't take out in the real world is so pathetic, you take yourself so seriously and for what? To boost your ego, because no one has deflated you the way I just did. It's a bad case of depression and it shouldn't be laughed at. but cured instead!

But what the hell i'll laugh anyway

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mind your manors Dedle, or I will brew a even bigger **** storm than what you just witnessed.

04-Jun-2014 02:49:27

SpoderJuan

SpoderJuan

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Zeratcher said :
*´¨)
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.• WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT - A New Generation
________________________________________________________________________

Drygores are once again banned from WWE with immediate effect.

-Ratchet
Board of Directors


HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE

04-Jun-2014 02:50:45

SpoderJuan

SpoderJuan

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Zeratcher said :
Probably about time that I made an appearance and I'll keep it brief,

Good to see that I've caught your attention Jon and I must thank you for the compliment. However it is not my days which are numbered. You may have been one of the stars of the old days of RSW but that is the past, You may still be a worthy opponent and are undoubtedly essential within the current WWE but that is all you are, a necessary evil.

YOU will be the one to fall and I look forward to you standing up again because what's a title without a little competition?

Good luck to you Jon and try not to make it too easy for me.


How dull and boring can you be? It'll be funny when I decide to pick your brain apart next.

04-Jun-2014 02:51:43

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