The Marriage of Ethel the Ibis and Scorch the Lava Titan
Cast:Ethel- Josie (ghostly robes)
Scorch- Deece (ghostly robes)
Vicar- John/Jack?
Roger the Rock- John/Jack?
Bridesmaids etc (with summoning familiar wolves)
Script (lasts about 10-15mins mins only)
Scorch stands 2 paces away from altar
Vicar behind altar
Roger the Rock (Ring of Stone- sat near the altar)
Ethel comes in through door / accompanied bridesmaids?
Vicar-We are gathered here today
On Ethel and Scorch’s Wedding day….
I hope you live forever lag free
Blessed in the Event Community
With this book of binding
And through the years unwinding
I present to you this ring of life
As Scorch takes Ethel as his wife
I hope your marriage shall never falter
Please both come forward to this altar
Ethel/Scorchmove forward one pace to be near the altar
Vicar-Do you Scorch, take Ethel to be your awfully wedded fishwife?
Scorch-Lava, lava, lava!
Vicar-Do you Ethel, take Scorch to be your centrally heated husband?
Ethel-Whose a pretty boy then! Whose a pretty boy then!
Vicar-Before I pronounce you Man and Wife
Does anyone object or wish to cause them strife?
Roger-Me
Vicar-Who?
Roger-Me
Vicar-What???
Roger- Me!!! I am Rocky Rogers the Rock
Vicar-Why do you object?
Roger- I married Ethel last week! She is my wife now!
Vicar-Ethel is this true?
Ethel-Whose a pretty boy then? Whose a pretty boy then?
Scorch- Lava, Lava, Lava!
Lava, Lava, Lava!
Roger-Ethel is talking to me- can someone carry me please I can’t move from here!
Ethel-Whose a pretty boy then? Whose a pretty boy then?
Vicar-Ethel now begone! This is over before it has begun!
Ethel-Whose a pretty boy then?
Rocky-Thanks
Ethel walks out of the church saying whose a pretty boy then etc
Rocky-Can someone give me a lift home please?
Taxi? Taxi? I can’t move!!!
Vicar-Oh dear now it seems that poor old Scorch has lost his dreams
Scorch-Lava, Lava, Lava!
22-Feb-2010 08:28:34