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Maiden China

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Hazeel said :
Oh please, who lets their entire race get killed, just so they could live?

...Me, obviously, because I'm a self serving maniac. But that's besides the point, Zanik was DYING, she had no hope of living but decided to let her entire race die so she could live another half hour. Even I'm not that evil!
myself also, I guess, partiticularly if there are other races about. If it's just me left though.. yeah... I'm... not into that
I just had a hard time believing she was actually dying because like two seconds before, veldaban is becoming a chaos dwarf and he just laughs it off and it's all good

I thought you weren't the sort to make up excuses for your actions. You wanted her dead, no? and not because she would die 'for the greater good', no, just because you dislike her for whatever reason :P
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12-Nov-2016 10:33:52

Zulkir

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If I ascended, my first course of action would be to see just how much I could push my godly powers to create the greatest outfit ever known to the pantheon.

Preform a miracle or two, round up a following, design a faction symbol and robes/armor for my dear followers, set up a hierarchy within my more religious following, eventually expand it out to an ALMIGHTY empire, Get bored of that then leave it to my most trusted Pope, explore other planets, Marry an elf probably.
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12-Nov-2016 13:14:38

Hazeel

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Maiden China said :
I thought you weren't the sort to make up excuses for your actions. You wanted her dead, no? and not because she would die 'for the greater good', no, just because you dislike her for whatever reason :P


All of my actions have reason behind them. I'm not just evil for shits and giggles, y'know.
Runescape doesn't need a hero...it needs a villain. An all encompassing force of evil that will remain ever-threatening and use chaos to make the peoples of Gielinor tolerate each other, grow strong together, and fight side by side against this evil. I am that villain.

12-Nov-2016 16:20:06

Ancient Drew

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Hazeel said :
Maiden China said :
I thought you weren't the sort to make up excuses for your actions. You wanted her dead, no? and not because she would die 'for the greater good', no, just because you dislike her for whatever reason :P


All of my actions have reason behind them. I'm not just evil for shits and giggles, y'know.
Please, every evil action is done for shits and giggles. What's the point in being evil if it ain't?
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12-Nov-2016 16:32:40

Hazeel

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Ancient Drew said :
Hazeel said :
Maiden China said :
I thought you weren't the sort to make up excuses for your actions. You wanted her dead, no? and not because she would die 'for the greater good', no, just because you dislike her for whatever reason :P


All of my actions have reason behind them. I'm not just evil for shits and giggles, y'know.
Please, every evil action is done for shits and giggles. What's the point in being evil if it ain't?


Chaos, naturally. Zamorak merely has a principle without a plan. My plan is to simply eradicate those heroes who give the public the feeling of security that keeps them lazy. I will be the greatest villain to ever walk the universe, an insurmountable threat that no hero could ever conquer.

Instead of heroes, the world would need to rely on leaders...leaders that encouraged everyone to strive for power, knowing that they alone could never defeat me. Living in fear of me, the world would grow stronger, I'd kill a few people I don't like every now and then, just to remind the world that I'm there. Maybe I'll disapar for a few centuries of so, become an urban legend and then BAM I screw them with some new catostrophe.

I guess I would, essentially, be the devil...an unstoppable force that only the combined strength of every mortal could ever hope to resist. One that mortals must remain vigilant against for all time, lest they perish. Maybe I'll throw them a bone every now and then and let them think they've defeated me, only to return years later and remind them that I'll never go away. I'll come back the moment they've let their guard down, the moment they've started to stagnate and fall to weakness.

#hazeelfolgod2016

(Also I've been practicing my monologing. It's a skill every villain should have.)
Runescape doesn't need a hero...it needs a villain. An all encompassing force of evil that will remain ever-threatening and use chaos to make the peoples of Gielinor tolerate each other, grow strong together, and fight side by side against this evil. I am that villain.

12-Nov-2016 16:49:50 - Last edited on 12-Nov-2016 16:50:42 by Hazeel

Derack
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Deltaslug said :
The God of Annoyance.

Sliske comes off as the God of Chaos for the sake of Chaos (Zamorak would be like Darth Vader to Sliske's the Joker) or at the very least, the God of Trolling.

But I would go straight to things like
- inventing Techno-Yodeling-Polka and Techno-Polka-Yodeling
- inventing a discussion forum to argue whether Techno-Yodeling-Polka or Techno-Polka-Yodeling was more annoying
- pulling down Saradomin's pants while he was battling Zamorak (then tickling Zamorak's tummy)
- changing around everyone's maps during Armadyl's and Bandos' battle so everyone went to the wrong spots to collect divine energy
- then changing the coordinates of where the Divine Focus struck (it missed Bandos but blew up something else, in a funny sort of way like it hits the Chaos Temple near the Goblin Village, or a certain cart. )


*Images scene's from "The last air bender" with the cabbage guy.*

*Then images it in RS.*
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12-Nov-2016 17:25:09 - Last edited on 12-Nov-2016 17:25:56 by Derack

Dan-i-el

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I'd be the god of the people too.
(#Is Communism) ;)

Jokes aside, I'd probably spend most of my time terraforming the wilderness, so that people can live there again.
Removing those damn demons and bandits would be a help too.

Other than that, i'd probably just be the god of space.
Worship me and i'll give you a shiny moon rock.

12-Nov-2016 18:29:51 - Last edited on 12-Nov-2016 18:32:57 by Dan-i-el

Lego Miester
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Probably Guthix in the sense of not wanting to intervene, but occasionally feeling forced to anyway. If I tried to be the hero, I'd probably try to be like V, and wind up being more like Saradomin. :@ It's why I sympathize with that god the most, I think. Headcanon Haven, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
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13-Nov-2016 07:20:49 - Last edited on 13-Nov-2016 07:21:55 by Lego Miester

Maiden China

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Ancient Drew said :
Hazeel said :
All of my actions have reason behind them. I'm not just evil for shits and giggles, y'know.
Please, every evil action is done for shits and giggles. What's the point in being evil if it ain't?
ever action that you think 'haha im so evil', yes, but most eveil actions come from either a desire to create a better world for all people or a desire to create a better world for you Lego Miester said :
Probably Guthix in the sense of not wanting to intervene, but occasionally feeling forced to anyway. If I tried to be the hero, I'd probably try to be like V, and wind up being more like Saradomin. :@ It's why I sympathize with that god the most, I think.
I feel that
I'd start out as guthix, become armadyl, and then turn into saradomin :P
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14-Nov-2016 07:55:17

Eridyn
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I'd leave Gielinor and explore other worlds. Since I'd be ageless, I wouldn't have to worry about protecting Gielinor so my mortal life could one day be peaceful, and instesf I'd let everyone do whatever they wanted, fight whatever wars they wanted to fight, etc.

Essentially, if I ascended I'd just stop giving a #@! * and go do my own thing.
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15-Nov-2016 01:52:42 - Last edited on 15-Nov-2016 01:53:39 by Eridyn

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