Brassica Prime, god of cabbages and all things delicious, has long been a controversial god in runescape. He sat there silent as Sliske outlined his sick game, cheered us on after we kicked an innocent cabbage halfway across Gielinor, and had the audacity to face against the god of partying. Does he just hate fun? Is Brassica even a he? Honestly with that voice I can never tell.
* Looks under the leaves * Oh,
oh my
, that's horrifying.
William Witt
said
:
I want tomorrow's quest to reveal that Brassica Prime was Sliske's master all along, just so I can see the playerbase's reaction.
I support this.
A
Actually, Saradomin deserves brownie points for making the cabbages at the monastery inedible and pissing Brassica off. I'm glad I sided with the monkey.
Prepare for hell on RuneScape in
Naval Cataclysm!