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Rondstat

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I'd love to see the cabbage dungeon from the original April Fool's post become a F2P raid. Give us those one and a half levels of cabbage spawn and cabbage knights, and let the players slay the mighty Brassica Prime for themselves!

04-Jan-2017 00:14:26

Summerleaf
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Rondstat said :
I'd love to see the cabbage dungeon from the original April Fool's post become a F2P raid. Give us those one and a half levels of cabbage spawn and cabbage knights, and let the players slay the mighty Brassica Prime for themselves!

I WANT THIS TO EXIST!

But an Avatar of Brassica, rather than fighting him. That, or have a sassy cutscene when he gets beaten, where you light him on fire, and it revives him or something, and he's like "good fight. here's some stuff"

04-Jan-2017 01:22:40 - Last edited on 04-Jan-2017 01:24:22 by Summerleaf

Deltaslug

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Zamorak's Quote on Brassica:
It is easy to dismiss Brassica Prime, as a joke, or as irrelevant. But just because something is strange, it does not mean it should be ignored. Brassica was able to convince Guthix to leave behind when the edicts came up. Even Seren was not able to do this. He is certainly not as powerful as he claims to be. But if his boasts are to be believed, his agents are fruits and vegetables everywhere. Laugh at that for a moment and then stop and think. Are there any kings who do not have such things in their kitchens and then served at their diplomatic banquets? Even the gods discuss their plans within earshot of assorted plant matter. So what secrets must Brassica really know? If knowledge is power, he must really be a force to consider carefully. He's a fool, yes, a joke, certainly. But what better mask is there?


And when Sliske was seeing who wanted out of his Endgame, Brassica had something very insightful:
I am. What need has the mighty Brassica Prime for such shiny baubles? Does not deliciousness itself flow through these very leaves? Am I not nutrition incarnate? The Cabbage of a Thousand Truths is like a carrot on the hook, dangling over the cooking pot. You boil yourselves alive to reach it only to find that it is withered and tasteless, leaving only a bitter regret on your pallet.


Brassica shall be redeemed.
Brassica is wise.
Brassica is all.

04-Jan-2017 15:50:32

Ojacha

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I never really cared much about him. But he and and Marimbo have earned my respect for doing the only sensible thing anyone could have done during Sliske's Endgame. Giving him the finger.
'If there is no one left to stand behind, then I will have to stand alone.'

04-Jan-2017 17:11:42 - Last edited on 04-Jan-2017 17:13:22 by Ojacha

Lego Miester
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Deltaslug said :

And when Sliske was seeing who wanted out of his Endgame, Brassica had something very insightful:
I am. What need has the mighty Brassica Prime for such shiny baubles? Does not deliciousness itself flow through these very leaves? Am I not nutrition incarnate? The Cabbage of a Thousand Truths is like a carrot on the hook, dangling over the cooking pot. You boil yourselves alive to reach it only to find that it is withered and tasteless, leaving only a bitter regret on your pallet.


I wish there was an option to follow Brassica and it knocks some sense into everyone.

Sliske: Anyone else?
Player: You know what? Brassica is right. I'm leaving too.
Icthlarin/Death: We go where you go. I hope you know what you're doing.
Seren: Perhaps you are right. I will withdraw myself back to my elves.
Armadyl: You all would forfeit for a peaceful solution? There may be hope yet. I will withdraw.
Saradomin: Enjoy playing your game without any pawns, little mahjarrat.
Zaros: Farewell, Praefectus Praetorio.
*eventually everyone leaves*

Sliske: ..... Welp. I....win?
Jas:
You have not. *smite* Headcanon Haven, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
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Slepe Tight - Slepe Lore

04-Jan-2017 20:44:17 - Last edited on 04-Jan-2017 20:49:42 by Lego Miester

Edcy

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I prefer the onces grown in the courtyard of the manor. They make your skin thicker!

But by Honest Jones, is adventurers not liking cabbage but yuck instead a play for common reaction of the british brats in Real Realm, anyway? Just like the horsemen and many more boguses out there in the scape...

If anything, make it so player may pick these basic ups n downs of their to play out accordingly, just such as do they like to eat greenies, so they don't have to ignore the ingame sentences and live their own lore like i most times do due to game being so limited.

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05-Jan-2017 08:43:27 - Last edited on 05-Jan-2017 08:44:15 by Edcy

Rondstat

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Summerleaf said :
Rondstat said :
I'd love to see the cabbage dungeon from the original April Fool's post become a F2P raid. Give us those one and a half levels of cabbage spawn and cabbage knights, and let the players slay the mighty Brassica Prime for themselves!

I WANT THIS TO EXIST!

But an Avatar of Brassica, rather than fighting him. That, or have a sassy cutscene when he gets beaten, where you light him on fire, and it revives him or something, and he's like "good fight. here's some stuff"

Of course, when I say 'slay,' I mean 'roast with some olive oil and pepper and eat with a side of bacon,' thus making the almighty Brassica stronger... eventually.

05-Jan-2017 09:45:37

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