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Meat Marbles
Nov Member 2023

Meat Marbles

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I used to be a hardcore addict and I robbed churches in the bible belt to satiate my incessant paint huffing habit.

I was miserable.

Now, I'm still robbing churches to huff paint, but I can now afford Dulux and it's a much more positive experience focused on character building and skill production thanks to Hailstorm, cheers guys, you saved my warped sense of reality

13-Jun-2020 19:41:13

ratsbank
Jan Member 2023

ratsbank

Posts: 8 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
RSN: Luffelz

(Optional) Your discord name so we can contact you: Luffelz#1605

Did someone refer you? Nope.

An interesting fact about yourself: I have a Rottweiler named Leo

Any comments you have: I like whiskey

14-Jun-2020 15:05:40

I Feels BIue

I Feels BIue

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There I was... minding my own business walking down a dark alley, just trying to find my way safely home one night. When suddenly... out of the blue a strange figure appeared wearing a long trench coat and a duffle cap. Taken aback I jumped, terrified by the sudden presence.

'What do you want?!' I exclaimed.

'Do you want to do some Cox?';, the man asked, in a cool and soothing voice.

Still taken aback but slightly reassured that he would not harm me I hesitantly replied.

'Cox? What on earth is... Cox? Look sir, i'm just trying to make my way home, if you don't very much mind I'll be heading on my way now.'

'You have a choice'; he calmly replied, before I could squeeze my way past him. 'You can walk away now and go on living your life as you always have, or you can take a risk, and experience for yourself the joys of Cox, right here right now, with me, tonight. You have a unique opportunity to experience first hand the sheer intensity of the right and left hands, the true pleasure one experiences when taking a punishment from the head.'

Still terrified I contemplated running, but as he continued to talk with such vehemence about the wonders of Cox and the enjoyment to be had from raiding dungeons and pillaging chambers, the more I became convinced. His voice had such a soothing veracity that slowly I found myself sharing a true connection with this man.

And so it was, on that day, that I met the leader of Hailstorm, I took that risk and it changed my life forever. Since that day I have never looked back and I have always wondered what my life would have been like if I had simply done the sensible thing and walked on by.

On that fateful night we Coxed for hours and hours, until we watched the sun rise with our tired eyes. After we were finally finished I'll never forget what that man Vintage said to me.

'Wow you truly are a natural. Now that I have finally shown you the wonders of Cox. Would you like to play some Chambers of Xeric with me on runescape?'

14-Jun-2020 15:36:43 - Last edited on 14-Jun-2020 15:40:48 by I Feels BIue

yeojj
Feb Member 2024

yeojj

Posts: 1 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
RSN: thesudorm

(Optional) Your discord name so we can contact you:

thesudorm#0104

Did someone refer you?

Nope.

An interesting fact about yourself:

I used to play dodgeball in college and compete against other schools!

Any comments you have:

I used to play this game a bunch as a kid and loved it. I took a huge break and lately have found myself playing again. I wanted to find a group to make the grind more fun.

15-Jun-2020 02:40:57

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