I was homeless 2 months ago. Now? I'm CEO of 3 different merching clans, have a mansion in Yanille and a lake house in Baxtorian Falls. People always ask me "How did you do it? How did you make it so big in that short amount of time?". Well I'll tell you.
2 months ago I was a lowly fisherman, minding my own business hauling leaping trout up by Otto's Grotto, trying my best to earn a living. A strange man, very broad, arms and shoulders like that of a Kurask, sat beside me and began to fish. With majestic swings of his pole he was flinging fish out at a rate I would never have believed unless I'd seen it. My jaw dropped in astonishment, the efficiency was incredible. I wondered how many fish he could catch in just one trip.
"Must make a pretty penny with all those fish piling up, huh?" I asked.
The man looked up at me for a second, puzzled, and then laughed.
"I'm here for fun,
kid
. I just want the experience, I'm only in this for competition."
His nonchalant behaviour intrigued me, so I just had to inquire.
"If this is just for fun, do you mind teaching me your secrets?"
And with that question my fate was sealed. The man, who later turned out to be the renowned Hailstorm clan owner Vintage, recruited me to his wacky team of misfits. I travel the world with these miscreants, causing trouble, killing dragons and spider-women for their glowing purple treasure chests. And I spend my free time battling it out in weekly fashion shows and skill gaining contests.
If you too would like to climb the ranks of the social ladder (and make bank while doing so), then don't hesitate to get in touch with Vintage. Satisfaction guaranteed.
25-May-2020 18:53:53